Aries: Miley, what's good?
Taurus: Joohnnnn Ceennaaaa
Gemini: You've heard of ____, now get ready for _____.
Cancer: Me: *takes a deep breath* Me: I lo- Anyone who has spent five seconds around me: We get it. You love the thing.
Leo: Psychic: *reads my mind* My mind: *something random* Psychic: what the fuck
Virgo: Just DO IT. Don't let your DREAMS be DREAMS.
Libra: okay... that sounds fake, but okay...
Scorpio: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Sagittarius: Person: I can't find my friend in a crowd. Person: insults thing the friend loves. Friend, from across the street: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? Person: found them.
Capricorn: Cinnamon roll. But also sinnamon roll.
Aquarius: why thE fuck you LyyyIn, mmm oH my g0d stOP fuCking lyin'
Pisces: Dan Nicky your Boobies
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Tumblr Style Astrology!
AléatoireThis is basically a book involving a bunch of entries with each zodiac sign [Scorpio, Cancer, Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Pisces, and Aries] in a series of different situations! Hope you enjoy!
