Aries: you pile of wombat shit
Taurus: you are an infant and you should not be allowed to use a computer
Gemini: do me a favor and staple all your fingers together
Cancer: tell your small intestines i said hello since your head is probably that far up your ass
Leo: i want you to stop poisoning my air with your toxic presence
Virgo: you absolute fucking walnut
Libra: how about i switch your apple juice with piss
Scorpio: shove a cactus up your anus buddy
Sagittarius: go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face, i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from inside out
Capricorn: congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting turds down that mountainside, so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
Aquarius: you uneducated goose penis
Pisces: back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Tumblr Style Astrology!
RandomThis is basically a book involving a bunch of entries with each zodiac sign [Scorpio, Cancer, Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Pisces, and Aries] in a series of different situations! Hope you enjoy!
