Old Ladies

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Aries: Always carries butterscotch in her fanny pack, loves rollercoasters, hits rotten kids with a cane, "hip" grandma

Taurus: Bakes cookies every other day and has grandchildren who she always wants to pamper/spoil and fatten up with sweets

Gemini: Has raised like 13 orphans/foster kids in her care and loves children but usually doesn't have any of her own, super frugal and knows all the money-saving life hacks

Cancer: Loves her grandchildren more than her own children, her kids may resent her for trying to steal theirs, goes out of her way to make sure her family is supported and cared for, loves art museums and goes multiple times a week

Leo: Actually 86 but looks like she's 46, wears Coco Chanel and carries Coach handbags, probably modeled in her younger days

Virgo: Independent and self-sufficient small old lady, stays fit and goes on morning power-walks, all about happiness and always loves to see people around her happy/smiling

Libra: Knows all the grandmas in the neighborhood and loves to host "get-togethers", lives in suburbs, always very friendly and approachable and the kids on the block love her dearly

Scorpio: Dresses in high-end fashion no matter what financial standpoint, "hip" grandma with Aries, grandchildren (if any) aspire to be her

Sagittarius: Grandma that goes out with friends all the times, takes road trips by herself, loves to take grandchildren on adventures and goes against their parent's wishes often just for fun

Capricorn: Very close with family and likes to keep tabs on them, enjoys simple things like sitting in the park and feeding the birds, writes novels and short stories to read to the grandchildren/community kids 

Aquarius: Always has a new story to tell any time you see her, loves to see her loved ones smile, pretends to sleep on train/bus rides just to scare people into thinking she's dead 

Pisces: Tiny old woman you feel the urge to pick up and carry around, has the cutest and softest laugh, loves to cook and please her family and friends, very affectionate

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