Trolling || Takao Kazanari [Drabble]

  "Hello."

"I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung."

"Ehhhh!?"

"Want to pull in tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed."

"What the in the heck was that?"

"Hello."

"WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"

"What the hell?!"

"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"

"..."

"Seriously.."

"Hello?"

"Splish splash, I was taking a bath long about Saturday night."

"Who is this?"

"A rub dub, just fartin' in the tub."

"..."

"Hello?"

"Now I can see you (Oh no, please no)."

"Are you kidding me?!"

"Now I can touch you (Oh god, please no)."

"..."

"Kazunari!!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"What in the hell is so funny?"

"Babe, your angry face is so cute~!"

"Dammit Kasu!"

"Ow! What was that for?"

"For being an idiot!"