forever and ever // south park

Kyle X Reader

ALSOOOOO this story obviously contains 'bad' language and several 'obscenities' but if you watch South Park you really shouldn't be bothered. IF you get offended easily, its probably best you don't read (:

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You were sat at your usual lunch table at South Park High, with Kenny and Cartman, waiting for Stan and your boyfriend Kyle to get out of lesson.

'Hey Kenny, want my sandwich? I feel sick.' you said, offering it to the boy as he didn't have anything.

'Oh, thanks (Y/N), you sure?' he asked, eyeing you strangely, as you never, and I repeat NEVER gave your food away.

You shrugged as if it was no big deal 'Yeah have it'

'Ew look at the dumb bitch giving her food to the poor kid' Cartman sneered

You sighed and muttered 'Fuck off fatso, I'm not in the mood'

He growled and pulled your hair 'Bitch I'm not fucking fat'

'Dont touch me' you said quietly, looking down at the table

'Dude i wouldn't, look be-' Kenny started

'NO! I'm so fucking tired of this hoes ugly whining ass hanging around us! The only reason you're here, (Y/N) is 'cus your dating Jew boy! I don't like you. Nobody likes you! Ha I bet Kahl's only with you 'cus he feels sorry for you! Why would he want to be with some ugly little girl like you?! Even HE can do better than you! Your hair's shit, your body's shit, your face is shit! You are a literal piece of shit!'

By now the lunch hall had gone silent and everyone was looking at you and Cartman.

'WHAT THE FUCK?!' You heard a very familiar voice yell.

Kyle.

Shit, he heard everything didn't he?

You stood up shakily with tears rolling down your face and bolted for the exit, passing an extremely pissed off Kyle on the way.

'(Y/N)-' he began but you didn't even glance at him.

'(Y/N)!' You heard your friend Bebe shout, but you ignored her also.

You pushed through the doors and ran and ran and ran.

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Meanwhile, Kyle was very, very mad at Cartman.

Eric visibly shrunk when he saw Kyle stomping towards him, never had seeing him this angry. Well nobody ever had. Not even Stan; his Super Best Friend.

'WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THAT FOR?!'
Kyle yelled at Cartman 'WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DICK?! THAT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND YOU WERE TALKING TO!'

'Well yes Kahl, i am very aware of that' Cartman said, smirking, even though everyone saw him gulp mere seconds before.

'Wha-? You think you're hillarious dont you? Well can you see anyone laughing? CAN YOU?' and with that Kyle jumped at Cartman hitting him in several places, and receiving one or two back from the 'big-boned' boy.

Stan and Kenny managed to pull them apart, with Stan saying;

'Dude we'll handle this, you go find (Y/N). She needs you right now, more than you need to kill fat ass here.'

Kyle breathed out and then realised Stan was right. He turned round, pushed past everyone who was gawking at the scene and sped towards the exit.

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Kyle had no idea where to look. He checked by your locker and several classrooms untill he heard sniffles coming from the girls' toilets. He hurriedly pushed the door open, not caring it was the GIRLS.

His heart broke slightly as he saw you sitting on the floor, knees pulled up to your chest and your head in your lap.

He kneeled beside you and pulled you into his chest, while you let out a surprised squeak, calming down when you realised it was your boyfriend.

'Kyle? Wh-hiccup-at? You're not supposed to-hiccup- be in here, -hiccup-''you mumbled into his orange jacket, dampening it with your tears.

'Oh (Y/N) trust you to think that, look I'm not bothered, my girlfriend is upset and I'd go into a birthing room if it meant I could comfort you' he said lightly.

That just made you cry harder.

'I-I-I'm sorry Kyle' you muttered, barely audible, but he caught it.

'What? What you on about (Y/N/N)?' he asked worriedly

'Y-you don't deserve t-this. You should b-be enjoying yourself right n-now... I'm such a m-mess, and you can d-do way better than m-me...' you whimpered, pulling away.

He pulled you back, and into his lap.

'Alright now you listen here. You are not a mess and you are amazing. Don't you dare listen to Cartman. He's such a fat ass and he picks on others to make himself feel better. Now, I heard everything he said to you and I can guarantee you, it is all lies. I love you. So much. And I'm with you because I love you. I love love love you. Okay? You are beautiful and a great girlfriend. You're smart, funny, kind and cute as hell. Your smile is stunning. I love that you're nice to people even when they don't deserve it. I love that you read a lot, even more than me. I love that you're shorter than me. I love that you're so good at cuddling. I love our kisses and our dates. I love everything about you and i would never ever change you. One day we'll be married okay, and you won't remember any of this. But what you need to remember is that I love you. Forever and ever babe'' Kyle said, kissing the top of your head.

'Forever and ever' you repeated, leaning up to kiss him properly.

'Thank you Kyle, you're the best boyfriend ever. I love you so much' you smiled once the kiss had finished.

'Just rememb-' Kyle began but was cut off.

'(Y/N)! There you are! I was beginning to think you had ran off!' Bebe appeared at the door, looking out of breath 'You need to come quick, Cartman is totally getting smashed up right now!'

Then she saw Kyle.

'Oh. Hi Kyle, you need to come too!' She exclaimed before running back out the door.

You and Kyle looked at eachother and burst out laughing.

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Oh my god. Okay so um yeah that was my first SP fanfic ever and I'm not quite sure what to think of it... I did originally want to make this Kenny bc he is bae af but I felt it fit Kyle better (he's still cute af thoughhhhh)

Um I might make more??? Idk?? Please comment what you think and if you'd like to see more lol

Thanksssssssssss(: