(NAOMI)
We arrived in Vegas 30 million years later. Probably because we ran out of gas and Miley had to push the monster truck by herself.
Oh well.
We arrive at the nearest casino, called "butt cheeks" according to watermelon, it's the best in town.
"GOTTA PEE!!!!" Natalie screams as we arrive, her bladder 10 litres full.
I whack her in the stomach. "OH FUCK. I CANT BELIEVE YOUVE DONE THIS." She yells at me.
Natalie pisses all over the floor, ruining her platinum gold dress which was worth 100 million dollars.
Oh well.
She grabs a peach from the drivers seat, and throws it at my face.
"Little shit." I mutter.
Watermelon rolls out of the truck, and heads straight for the entrance. Boy, that girl was excited as hell.
Miley followed after, even though her feet were 10X bigger than usual, with blisters and warts. She had a wide grin on her face, so I guess it didn't bother her.
We enter "butt cheeks" looking around in awe at all the glitter and sparkles.
Natalie starts crying.
"What's wrong?" I ask.
"ITS ALL TOO MUCH." She sobs.
I look over and see countless Victoria's secret's, my mouth dropping open.
"Shut that mouth, you'll catch flies." Miley says, as she chugs down some champagne.
Natalie glides over to the nearest VS store, as I follow her since I have nothing else to do.
She soaks her dress with tears, when she enters the store.
I go over to the hoodie collection, since I love me some hoodies.
I pick out a nice maroon coloured one, my eyes sparkling.
I put it on over my dress, and walk up to Natalie.
"How do I look?" I ask.
"Fan fucking tastic, gurl." She says.
Suddenly Miley runs into the store, butt naked and screams.
"Miley, WHATS WRONG???" Natalie asks her.
"COME DANCE WITH US!!!!!!!!!" She screams.
I realise watermelon is next to her – also butt naked – screaming too.
We walk out of the store, Natalie kissing everything before she goes.
"I promise I'll come back, my babies." She whispers.
Miley starts twerking everywhere, so hard that she starts floating in the air.
People chant her name, as she dances like crazy in the air. Watermelon gallops around with two shots of vodka in her hands.
"WAIT, WHEN DID WATERMELON GET HANDS?" I yell over the music to Natalie.
"FUCK I DUNNO." She replies.
A random chick comes up to us and yells, "HAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY"
"HAAAAAAAYYYY" we yell back.
"YO IM JIBBLES." She says.
"IM NAOMI." I reply.
"NATALIE." Natalie gives her a fist bump.
"THIS IS MY BAE" she says, grabbing a dude with dark hair and dark eyes.
"IS THAT DYLAN O'BRIEN?????" Natalie and I ask in sync.
"Yup!" Jibbles says, hugging him so tight that it looks as his head is going to explode.
"Wassup guys." He says.
"Is that your friend?" Jibbles asks, pointing up at Miley who is still twerking in the air.
"Yeah." Natalie says, looking up proud.
"She got some mean moves." Dylan says.
Someone taps my shoulder, making me turn around and see a dude my height, who was – tbh – hELLA FUCKIN HOT.
"Nice hoodie." He says, with a cUTE WITTLE SMILE ON HIS CUTE WITTLE FACE.
Oh fuck.
I still have the hoodie on.
AND I DIDNT PAY FOR IT.
Oh well.
"Thanks." I smile at him, praying to sheep jesus that I still don't have peach on my face.
"I'm Joe." He introduces himself, putting out his hand for me to shake it.
"Naomi." I say, spitting on my hand, then shaking it with his.
Surprisingly, he doesn't look disgusted.
"I like you already."
WHAT
THE
FUCK.
DID THAT JUST
NO
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I pass out on the ground, the last thing I see is Miley's bum above me.
