(NAOMI)
I sat at the bar with Jibbles, doing some shots while watching our boyfriends humiliate themselves on the dance floor.
"I hope Natalie found Dylan" I sigh.
As if it was on cue, a strong stench washes through the club.
"Oh, yep. They're here" Jibbles gags.
Seconds later, Natalie and Dylan are seen skipping around, farting repeatively.
"I think it's time to go" I say, grabbing Joe, while Jibbles gets Stiles.
We signal everyone else, by screaming at the top of our lungs, and then meet outside by the monster truck.
"That was lit. Why'd we have to leave?" Jennifer cries.
"It's our bed time" Jibbles tells us.
"It's 3pm" Dylan says.
"GUYS! HEY! GUYS! OH MY GOD GUYS!!!!!!!!!" We hear someone yell from behind us.
We turn around to see....... Sophie?!
"Sophie? What the fuck are you doing here????" Natalie asks, looking wide-eyed at her sister.
"It's Rachel" she says.
"Who the fuck if Rachel" I ask her.
"Me bitch" she spits.
"HEY! DONT FUCKING SPIT AT MY GIRLFRIEND YOU PRICK!" Joe yells, but I hold him back.
"Got yourself a charmer there" 'Rachel' laughs.
"Wait, didn't you die?" Miley asks.
"Yeah, but I came back to life by the help of a friend," Rachel tells us. "And then I changed my name n shit just like you guys"
"Who brought you back to life?" Jibbles asks.
"ME BITCH!" Harry screams from behind us, followed by an evil cackle.
"When the fuck is this bitch just gonna die already" Dylan groans.
BANG! Someone shoots Harry in the head.
We all look at Miley. She shrugs her shoulders. "Someone had to do it"
We all hurrah, hopping in the monster truck, and leaving Trash and Rachel behind.
"Do you think they'll team up and plot revenge against us?" Stiles asks.
Everyone shrugs their shoulders, cranking up the radio which plays "I DONT FUCK WITH U"
We get home and put "Drop Dead Fred" on the TV – Natalie and Dylan's choice.
