[NATALIE]
I jump around screaming with farts. The sequel from down below.
"I'm so happy for you bitch!" I say to Jibbles as she sits down in her mustard coloured wedding dress.
The lady's who are helping her get ready have pegs on their nose full time because of me. They also keep asking if Jibbles is sure about the colour choice.
"But wouldn't you want a lovely white dress darling?" The oldest lady who is holding safety pins asks.
"Ugh fine, get me in white but make it your purest!" She says aggressively.
I let a loud one rip. Ashamed of my colour choice I look down. This one really stinks because I'm a bit sad that my colour choice didn't go through.
"Aw Natalie, don't worry! I loved the colour. In fact we can all have little mustard roses on our dresses." She reassures me.
"Ugh what is that stench! Someone get the odour neutraliser!" I hear a woman say as she walks into the store.
"Yes boss!" I hear another woman reply.
"How much longer till the ceremony ?" Jennifer asks as she gets fitted into a new white bridesmaid dress.
"30mins" Stiles's dad, Mr Stilinski says.
"MR STILINSKI!" We all scream as we cover ourselves instantly.
I let out a nervous fart.
"GREAT." Says the women who was dressing me beside me and she grabs cotton balls to shove up her nose.
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" Naomi Screams.
"ALRIGHT SORRY! Just trying to look at the view."
We all scrunch up our faces at comment as he looks at Jibbles.
"OUT!" Screams Naomi and he instantly leaves.
"Now because this dress is pure white and very large, you have the choice to install a toilet into the dress." Says a lady.
"Are you serious? No. I can hold it, it's only a few hours anyway!" Says Jibbles.
"Plus I don't want it to be bulky." She adds to the lady she is rolling the toilet back into the cupboard.
*
We'll stand as the music begins to start and all the flower girls start making their way down the aisle.
Suddenly the biggest purest white dress bursts through the archway and Stiles in on her arm.
"Isn't he supposed to be waiting up there?" I ask Dylan who is standing next to me.
"I think so." He says but then we turn to look.
We see Mr Stilinski standing at the top of the alter bearing a smile that's almost to his ears. He looks happy to be there. But does he know that he shouldn't be there ?
We all sit down as Stiles Passes Jibbles over to Mr Stilinski. At this point we think there must have been a mistake. There's no way that Jibbles is marrying Mr Stilinski.
I see Jennifer run up onto the alter and whisper in Jibbles ear.
"What do you mean? This is Stiles." I hear Jibbles exclaim,
"How do you not see it!?" We hear Jennifer whisper/shout.
We suddenly hear a car door open and we see Stiles jump into a jeep and drive off.
"He did not just stand her up?" I say out loud watching him drive away at full speed.
"He just stood her up." I hear Dylan confirm.
I see Jennifer slowly back away from the alter and sit back down.
Everyone now just pretends that Mr Stilinski is Stiles just like Jibbles and we continue the wedding ceremony.
*
"I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may know kiss the bride" we hear the preacher say.
As Jibbles kisses Mr Stilinski we notice brown swarm over her dress.
She looks down and gasps. Large wet farts protude from her bum. Some are so strong that they lift up the skirt and fire at the audience. Just like her dress painting our white dresses and suits brown.
Dylan and I look at each other smiling like mushrooms. Everyone else doesn't look too pleased though.
