the nonstop chimes of my phone woke me up. i let myself stretch before grabbing my phone to see what was going on. i squinted at the brightness of the screen and gasped at the time once my eyes adjusted to the light.
2:46 AM
vernun: hey
vernun: haera
vernun: dude
vernun: are u alive
vernun: wake up
vernun: cousin
vernun: helllooooo ?¿?¿
haeryass: jfc hansol its 2 am
vernun: i know
haeryass: wHy are you messaging me at 2am
vernun: cause i wanna talk to you
haeryass: awwww cous
vernun: jk haha
haeryass: drink bleach
vernun: its actually bc i have to share a room w soonyoung and hes playing a game and wont let me sleep bc hes yelling at his character /:
haeryass: what game is he playing?
vernun: the sims
haeryass: WHY THe hell would you yell at your character in the sims
vernun: idk his sim is cooking its own baby so
haeryass: that's normal i do that on my free time
vernun: do i need to call the cops on you
haeryass: nO calm down
vernun: omg so what even made you contact me after so long
haeryass: um well i just recently heard of seventeen and i was like "yo thats my cousin vernon" and bam this happened
vernun: you just recently heard about us?????
haeryass: yes sir
vernun: do you live in a box
haeryass: are you bragging about your popularity
vernun: no im just..
vernun: ok kinda
haeryass: disgrace
vernun: ok but am i a cute disgrace
haeryass: STOP YOU ARE MY COUSIN
vernun: oh u rite
vernun: hey so we've been cousins for a while now,,,
haeryass: yes since my birth
vernun: and idek what u look like
haeryass: i look like u but cuter
haeryass: and feminine of course
vernun: u cant get cuter than me
haeryass: keep telling urself that
vernun: rude
vernun: bUt sEND a sELFIE
vernun: youre my cousin and i deserve to know what u look like
haeryass: no
vernun: pls papi
haeryass: ew
vernun: if you show me what u look like ill never say that again
haeryass: sigh
haeryass: fine
haeryass:
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vernun: i-
vernun: SEND A RL SELFIE
haeryass: THAT IS A REAL SELFIE
vernun: haera papi
haeryass: okAY OKAY FINE IF ITLL MAKE U STOP
haeryass:
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vernun: u look stupid
haeryass: i told u i looked like u
vernun: U DONT
vernun: youre a cute bean but not as cute as me lmao bye
