yejingles: HAERA
yejingles: HAERA WHAT IS THIS
yejingles: *insert allkpop link here*
yejingles: THATS U I KNOW ITS U
yejingles: DONT LEAVE ME ON READ
haeryass: calm ur flat ass down yejin omg
yejingles: explaiN
haeryass: k w8
i tapped on the link, which led me to an allkpop trending article. i scrolled down a bit until i saw the title: seventeen's vernon spotted holding hands and more with a girl!
automatically, my eyes widened and i let out a gasp. i scrolled past the written part of the article until reaching the photos.
fuck, fuck, fuck. that's me!
i quickly switched back to the kakaotalk app just to see a spam of messages from an angry yejin.
yejingles: HAerA
yejingles: WHAT THE FUCK BRO
yejingles: WHY ARE U HOLDING HANDS WITH HANSOL
yejingles: WHY ARE U ENTERING HIS CAR
yejingles: WHY ARE U ENTERING A HOTEL WITH HIM
yejingles: boY ILL BEAT UR HAERY ASS
haeryass: that not me bro
yejingles: do u think im sTUPID
haeryass: kinda ///:
haeryass: jk tho man ill explain
yejingles: good
haeryass: ok well we became rly close and he actually thinks we're cousins so then he was like "HEY COUS LETS MEET UP" and i just said ya bc hes vernon and famous 🤑🤑 and then we went to the fair and stuff and i met the other svt members at the hotel ((:
yejingles: wait
yejingles: so youre telling me that u and vernon are fRIENDS
haeryass: no we're more than just friends
haeryass: we're cousins
yejingles: OMGGGGGGG
yejingles: THIS IS LITTTT
haeryass: ya is lit
haeryass: anyways gotta blast
i immediately went to message vernon about the news.
haeryass: HANSOL WHERE U AT
haeryass: *insert allkpop link here*
haeryass: they think im ur girlfriend omG WHAT DO I DO UGH
vernun: cous calm down i just did an interview and they asked me about it and i cleared it all up
vernun: i said you were my long lost cousin and then the other members backed me up ::))))
haeryass: oh omfg good
