vernun: haeraaaa
vernun: cous
vernun: HAERA
vernun: smol bean
vernun: where art thou cousin
haeryass: hello
vernun: its me
vernun: i was wondering if after all these years youd like to meet
haeryass: no
vernun: to go-
vernun: oh
haeryass: ver (non)
vernun: EVERYTHING
haeryass: ok stop this song makes me emo
vernun: your attitude makes me emo
haeryass: oH
haeryass: your existence makes me emo bye
vernun: then he waddled away
haeryass: waddle waddle
vernun: we are actual cousin goals wtf
haeryass: yeah true
vernun: so what is malaysia like
haeryass: how should i know ive never been there
vernun: wait whAt
vernun: ¿but u live there?
haeryass: OH U RITE
haeryass: i thought u said madrid oops !!
vernun: dyslexia?
haeryass: no, aids.
vernun: w h a t
vernun: anyways,,,,,,,,
vernun: im so excited for next month cause i gET TO MEET U
vernun: in malaysia (((':
haeryass: rite
haeryass: too bad im moving to CHINA tomorrow!
vernun: wtf?!?
haeryass: haha just kidding
i couldn't have him think i was a constantly traveling person, so i simply decided to say i was moving to korea. i knew he was going to want to meet, but i mean, how bad can it be?
haeryass: SURPRISE im moving to korea
vernun: OMG !!!
vernun: YESS this iS SO EXCITING
vernun: you have no idea how happy i am omg
vernun: lets meet when you get here
vernun: ill pick u up from the airport !!
haeryass: no need
haeryass: its ok
vernun: are u sure
vernun: ill bring mingyu
haeryass: fuck
haeryass: but no its ok
vernun: IM SO EXCiTED THO OMFG WHEN DO U ARRIVE??
haeryass: friday
vernun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
vernun: hmu when you arrive
haeryass: sure thing
haeryass: coUs ((((:
well, on the bright side, i'll be meeting a huge idol who thinks i'm their cousin.
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