after spending most of my school day thinking over what to do, i simply decided to go along with the lie about moving to korea. it would clear up everything, anyways. well, sort of. he just couldn't find out that i've actually lived in korea all my life. but, thankfully, i chose to not let yejin, bora, and jangmi meet him due to the fact that i was 100% sure that they would accidentally let something slip out, and hansol's and my cousin relationship would be over.
it was two days before i was supposedly arriving to korea, and also the day vernon had free from work, so we both spent a great amount of the day texting. it was fun, and i was honestly starting to like talking to him. we used the day to get to know each other more, because, i mean, we are cousins.
i made sure to do a good job with not letting myself lie again, because it was already difficult keeping up with the existing lies. as you can see, i'm not much of a good liar
vernun: did you fart cause u blew me away
haeryass: what
haeryass: what are you tryin to say
vernun: IDK SEUNGCHEOL TOLD ME THAT JUST NOW AND I FOUND IT FUNNY
vernun: anyways so
haeryass: anyways what
vernun: does my baby cousin have a boyfriend???? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
vernun: lmao jk i kno you dont have one cause youre a bitch
haeryass: FUCK U MEAN IM A BITCH ???
vernun: calm ur tits
vernun: rest ur breasts
haeryass: only if i can meet mingyu
vernun: only if i can meet u
haeryass: but bitch im in malaysia
vernun: ok but promise me you'll hang out with me when you move out here
haeryass: smh ok finE i promise
vernun: cue promise by exo
haeryass: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME EMO
vernun: yes kinda
haeryass: omfg just slide me mingyu daddys kakao already
vernun: sTOP CALLING HIM DADDY THATS WEIRD
vernun: also as your older cousin, i shall create a group chat so i can watch whats goin on
haeryass: thou art a dusty ass motherfucker /:
i then felt in my hands the vibration of my phone, and i immediately rushed to switch conversations since i was sure that it was the group chat with mingyu.
cousins and tall man (3)
vernun: mingew meet my cousin haera
vernun: haera meet mingross
meangyu: yo haera nice to meet you
i was completely frozen at the fact that i was literally talking to my seventeen bias. not just that, but i was also meeting my second celebrity after vernon, and i felt blessed.
haeryass: HI IM VERNONS COUSIN
haeryass: youre hot lol
vernun: wtf haera pls watch urself
meangyu: lol thanks i know
haeryass: youre welcome bro
meangyu: so how old are you??
haeryass: eighteen ((:
vernun: WTF HAERA NO U ARENT
haeryass: shut the fuck up handsoap
meangyu: OMG youre eighteen
haeryass: yes sir
vernun: nO SHES 15
meangyu: nice
meangyu: how well can you go down
vernun: MINGYU
*meangyu has been removed from the group*
haeryass: hEY I WAS GETTING SOME
vernun: dont flirt with my friends thats weird
vernun: just dont flirt w anyone wtf thats dangerous u can get aids
haeryass: smh you act like an over protective brother
vernun: cause im an over protective cousin
vernun: anYWAys you met mingyu sooooo
vernun: we still meeting up ??
i took a moment to think. i did promise, but the thought of meeting one if the biggest idols here in korea was just overwhelming, especially when he thought i was his cousin.
i hated breaking promises, so i agreed.
haeryass: hell yeah cous
vernun: YAY where are you moving to? where shoukd i pick you up? where do you wanna go?
haeryass: omg its funny how youre so excited about meeting a commoner
vernun: but youre not just a commoner youre my cousin
haeryass: oh right
haeryass: we are cousins indeed
haeryass: anyways lets go to a fair in busan on friday since im moving there lol
vernun: holy shit busan is pretty far but anything to meet my cous
vernun: so deal?
haeryass: deal.
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ik you cant remove people from a gc in kkt but lettuce pretend!!!!
