oops! | hansol vernon chwe

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haeryass: sTOP texting me while im at school you dumb hoe

haeryass: almost got my phone confiscated bc of you smh

vernun: OMG IM SO SORRY I FORGOT YOU WERE SMALL AND HAD SCHOOL

haeryass: dont u have like work

vernun: yes but i like talking to you so i try to text you when i can

vernun: but i forgot you had school whoops

haeryass: wait do you not have school???

haeryass: bc youre like 18

vernun: nope :)

haeryass: wtf thats y ur so stupid cous

vernun: im rich tho so whos the real winner here

haeryass: fuck off

vernun: sO HOW WAS SCHOOL

haeryass: shitty as always

vernun: just like ur attitude ha

haeryass: WOW JUST LIKE UR SINGING SKILLS

vernun: stfu i was put into the hip hop team for a reason

haeryass: yeah bc they didn't know what to do with you

vernun: sometimes when i talk to you im happy but then other times you make me wanna pour coffee on my feet

haeryass: ouch

vernun: hey hey hey so on wednesday im gonna be free

haeryass: why do i care

vernun: bitch bc we can meet up !!

vernun: cousin-cousin bonding time

my heart rate began to speed up at the thought of meeting up.

i began to realize maybe this prank went a little too far. the famous hansol vernon chwe thought i was his cousin.

after contemplating for a quick moment about what to do, i finally came to a solution. i decided to stall and brush away the topic as he talked about it. he was stupid, after all; he'd most likely just go along with me and forget the whole "meeting up" thing. if he could believe i was his cousin, then why not?

haeryass: meeting up???

vernun: yesss i wanna meet my favorite cousin

haeryass: what do you mean your favorite cousin

haeryass: im your only cousin

vernun: shhh whatever but we should totally meet up omg

haeryass: meet up more like meat up ahhahaha

vernun: what

vernun: wyd why do you keep trying to change the topic

haeryass: im not

vernun: ok whatever u say

vernun: so where do u live

haeryass: in the fat guy from super junior's chins

vernun: im-

haeryass: -gay

vernun: GET OUT OMG

haeryass: omg im sorry im sorry ill stop

vernun: so

vernun: meeting up

haeryass: yeah sounds fun

haeryass: too bad i live in malaysia !!

i gave myself a smack on the head after realizing i had just gotten myself deeper into the lie. no, i don't. i live in korea. now he thinks i'm his cousin, and i live in malaysia. oops?

vernun: holy shit thats kinda far /:

vernun: wow this is disappointing

haeryass: yeah sorry

vernun: sorry for what

haeryass: for living in malaysia

vernun: wtf its not ur fault

vernun: but hey my band is going to malaysia next month so hmu

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

haeryass: sure will

haeryass: cous (:

i hate myself.

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i wonder which of the two is the stupider cousin