The Rise of The KKKing

Chapper 2 Mickey Dees

I decided to go to McDonalds to get some food. As soon as I walked, everyone was killed. I then saw Bobbins stealing all the money.

"Oh, hey guys." He said. He then stole all the hash browns and devoured them.

Then a dead man got up. It was another KKK.

"Oh. Sorry. You must be Bobbins. I heard that you were a killer, who was almost impossible to stop. Guess all those people lied."

Bobbins seemed pissed. He shot him, and the bullets did nothing.

"Oh. Pardon me. I just remembered us KKKs are able to evolve as a species without anything happening. Guess we are superior."

He then grew wings.

"Oh look!" He stated. "One of us had a need for wings!"

He then flew away. What an ass.

"Well, I guess they are superior." stated Dub.

We decided that we would just take some food and eat it. But those KKKs man. They're powerful. I just hope that they aren't too powerful. Man, Bobbins seems really pissed. Oh well, better not let that shit affect me.

"Hey cunt holes!" screamed Bobbins. "I'm about to kill a bunch of children! Wanna join me?" We decided against it and went home. Later, Bobbins walked in, with a child. "Hey listen. I'm going to sacrifice him to Chin Chin." He then walked into the basement.

Man, what a dumb ass. Anyway, I later got a phone call.

"Hello?" I said.

"Yes, yes," said the man, "This is Bobbins number, no?"

"Oh, yes."

"Well, my name is The Big Boss. I am the leader of a large organization. You see, the KKK you had encountered today was named Conner. After the kidnapping, they turned him into KKKonner. So, I just wanted to tell you that."

"Ok, well I'd like to speak with you in person, so come on over. We live on 420360 Getrekt Avenue. Right next to the legendary Fook Yu's house."

"I'll be right over."