The Rise of The KKKing

Chapper 14 The KKKing

As we entered, we saw famous quotes, each one more racist than the last. I can't wait to kill these bigoted fucks.

"Well," said Bobbins, "Here we are. About to murder a god. I would just like to say... AFTER THIS IS OVER IM KILLING ORPHANS!"

"Cool," said Dub, "I'm going to summon Bibbins just to hang him."

Suddenly we heard a booming voice.

"Well," it said, "You have made it this far. Killed my KKKommander even. Poor bastard. Thought he knew karate."

We kept walking.

"Of course he didn't. He was just some asshole who I found. He was perfect. He was enough of a KKKunt."

We kept walking.

"Didn't even have to make him my sex slave. He just walked in to my room and asked to be my sex slave. You know?"

We finally entered, and saw the KKKing.

"Alright KKKing!" Said Dub, "You're time here is over! Your KKKommander deserved to die!"

"Wait, how do you know he was my KKKommander?"

"We over heard you."

"Dammit! I told him to turn the mic off! But that's not the point! The point is we have come to take you little planet and make it all white, while wiping out all life in the process!"

"Wait," said Bobbins, "that's it? Wow. That's the worst plan I've ever heard! We did all this shit do you wouldn't make everything white?"

"Enough! I am a king! A KKKing! You will bow in my presence! I am your future ruler! There is nothing you can do to stop me!"

"Well we could easily kill you, but alright let's do this."

Then Bobbins pulled out his gun and started firing nipple fish at him. The KKKing was hit, but wasn't harmed at all.

"You know that feeling when you get a minor paper cut? Yeah. That's what your puny bullets feel like."

Bobbins got super pissed, but was then shot with KKKum. It was too sticky and he was stuck to the floor.

"Oh shit!" He screamed, "This is scarier than the fishstick!"

"Foolish Bobbins," said KKKing, "You really thought you could win? You know Dub, I heard that you had to resurrect this little fucker. Well, what if he were to die again? Would you-"

"You fucking son of bitch!" Screamed Dub.

He then sprinted towards him and stabbed his heart with a knife. Dub's hand had went into the hole, it was so deep. But he was then launched back, and the wound healed itself.

"Ha!" Said KKKing, "Now you're just too damn desperate! You thought you could KKKill me, but I'm the greatest being ever! Even more powerful than that puny Cicero! How could anyone love him ever? Oh wait, Seanins did. What a fucking idi-"

"Die dammit!" Seanins then shot KKKing in the face, but to no avail. He and Dub were then shot with KKKum and stuck to the floor.

"Oh, looks like its just me and you Rorins," said KKKing to me, "to be honest I did save you for last."

"Yeah," I said, "Well I have the-"

"Yes the Forest Blade. Why not show it to me? I know you fucked, I just wanted somewhat of a challenge."

"Yeah, well I have an Ultimate Sword, and you gave yours to KKKaleb."

"Wait, you thought the KKKlaymore was powerful? Bitch I have the KKKatana, the most powerful KKKilling weapon. So, let's get this over with."

He then ran towards me, and kept hitting my sword while I blocked. Instead of attacking, I wondered how I wasn't dead.

Suddenly, he held his sword up above his head, preparing a powerful attack whilst running at me. I then stuck my sword out, stabbing his gut.

"What the fuck?" He said, "That fucking hurt!"

He then put his hand over his gut to block the bleeding. He kept swinging, but he made sure to block. He was successful. After about an hour, we both stood there, out of breath.

"You know," said Bobbins, "You could hurry up. I'm thirsty as fuck!"

"Well," said KKKing, "Your friend keeps living. Why won't he die?"

"Because," I said, "Your just a waste of human life. You should hang yourself."

"Okay," he said, "Suicide jokes aren't funny. You know so many people every year kill themselves for very sad reasons. Most of them are bullied, and sometimes-"

"Shut the fuck up!" Said Seanins, "It's fucking hilarious you nerd!"

Suddenly I felt a rush while the two argued and ran towards KKKing, and stabbed him in the back. I got a good blow, and he started spraying his blood like a teenage girl on there period. In other words, it got everywhere.

"Oh shit!" He said, "I can't loose! Rorins, You can't kill me! I will prevail and co-"

His head then exploded. I cut Bobbins, Dub, and Seanins free. Suddnly we felt a rumble. We knew that the KKKosmos was destructing itself, so we ran to the portal.

"Shit!" Said Bobbins, "What about KKKaleb?"

"Leave him!" I said.

"But we should take him! His suffering is hilarious!"

We then heard a faint scream. It was KKKaleb. We finally made it to the portal.

"Well," said Dub, "we saved the world again."

"Well," said Seanins, "wanna get some drinks?"

"No," said Bobbins, "I gotta leave. Don't follow me."

"What?" I said.

"Just leave me! I have to go!"

We then chased after Bobbins. He saw us and sprinted faster than he's ever sprinted before. He did it into the forest. Once we ran into the forest, there was no trace of him.

What the hell? We just saved his life multiple times and he runs from us? What an asshole. What did he want anyway? Why couldn't we know? What the hell is happening?