The Rise of The KKKing

Chapper 11 KKKraig

"Well, if it isn't Bobbins!"

"Craig, you dirty little fuck! Why are you such a smug little cunt? All I did was kill your family!" Stated Bobbins.

"Wait, that isn't bad for you? Do you not understand who I am, and why I did this? I became a KKK not for white power or world domination, but to kill you!"

"Listen, I know you're upset. But things can be worse. You could be forty years old and work at a McDoanlds."

"I am forty years old you cunt!"

"Oh my god. I thought you were 60! You're just look so fucking old!"

"That's it! Fight me Bobbins!"

Bobbins then pulled out his gun and started shooting. Craig then shot a beam of light at Bobbins, and Bobbins dodged it.

"Wow!" Said Bobbins, "I think you are 60!"

Craig kept attacking, and Bobbins was hit. "Ah shit!" He said, "Right in the fucking ear! What the hell man?"

"Well Bobbins," said KKKraig, "Looks like you're about to die. Any last words?"

"Yeah, why did you search me out? Because I'm like 14 and your 40. Are you a pedophile?"

"Dammit Bobbins," KKKraig said, "I give you a chance to speak, and you accuse me of pedophilia? You are really a sick fuck!"

"I love you Craig."

"Oh yes, Bobbins, pleasure me as I- Wait!"

"Ha got you!"

Suddenly Dub grabbed KKKraig by the neck, but felt something stab his leg. KKKraig had a boner!

"Holy shit!" Said Seanins, "This place is out to flood with KKKraig's moistness! Quickly! Find something and get out!"