The Rise of The KKKing

Chapper 12 The KKKastle

After that, the entire KKKave was flooded, causing Craig to drown. We then looked over our papers. They led to the KKKastle. The place where the KKKing lives. He is the leader of the KKK.

"Well," said Bobbins, "let's leave. I don't think I can ever come back after what just happened."

"Haha!" Said Seanins, "Cum. Get it? Cause Craig had c-"

"Shut the fuck up before I stitch your fucking nipples to you balls and then removed you balls, stitch them to your forehead, stitch your dick to you nose, kill a stripper, stitch her boobs to your mouth, and shave you bald, then finally shove a nipple fish up your fucking ass!"

"Well," said Seanins, "why don't we leave?"

"Yeah, why don't we."

We then hopped into the car and drove to Indiana. According to the map, it was in some shitty forest that no one has been in for there isn't anything within.

"What the hell," I said, "there isn't a castle! Only some the KKK symbol!"

"Wait!" Said Dub, "this is a potal! We each have to stand at each end, link arms, and then chant the words on this paper!"

We then tried that and began to chant,

"Moon man, Moon man, can't you see?
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees."

Suddenly we were transported to another universe, where everything was white.

"Wait!" Said a KKK.

Then an entire group of them ran to us and examined us.

"Alright, they're white," he said, "hey kids, always remember if it ain't white it ain't right."

I then asked, "Hey where's your KKKastle located motherfucker?"

"Oh silly whitey, it's right there!"

He then pointed to a castle that was all white. Figures. They're all racist bastards. So we then walked towards the KKKastle, and KKKaleb flew down.

"Well, guess you couldn't take it. Now you must die here!" He said. He then pulled out a white dildo.