Is It Dangerous or Just Stupid?

Chapter 12

~Huh? Me too?! Wait why me!!!~ "Kamui! Why me?" "Shhhhh!! Just go to sleep..." "I-I don't understand why this has to happen!" Kamui looks at her and rolls his eyes, "I told you not worry about these kinds of things. You wanted to know the appeal of this kind of thing, right?" Emi's cheeks tint a light pink, "I guess this is alright..." ~GAHHH!! Why do I feel weird!? I have a stomachache now!! What the hell is this!!~ Emi feels Kamui's breathing even out. She looks at him and whimpers, "my stomach hurts for some reason..maybe I'm getting sick."
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Emi stands at the counter cutting vegetables. ~Yay! Specialty Ramen Day!! I make the best Ramen ever! Or that's what Okita said..~ "Oh well don't need to worry about that!" Emi continues chopping the vegetables when a pair of arms trap her between the counter and the owner of the hands, "Geh! Kamui, I'm trying to cut the vegetables. Please move your hands before I accidentally cut them." Kamui leans in and blows into her ear causing a shiver to run up her spine. "Eep! Hey that's not cool!! Don't do that while I have a knife in my hand!" Kamui sweetly whispers into her ear, "Emiko, I like you." Emi looks at Kamui and smiles, "I like you too, Kamui." He gently shakes his head, "No I like like you!" "Like like me?" Emi tilts her head and thinks for a second. ~He likes likes me.... What does that mean exactly...~ That is when she realized what he meant, "Kamui are you sure? You're not mistaking it for another feeling?!" "No, I really do like like you." Emi sighs, "There has to be a word for like like..." "Emi, I love you." The knife in her hand falls to the counter and her face turns to a deep red, "Wha? Well uh um! Ah uh?! What would one say about this situation!" Kamui begins to laugh, "Hehe, that's a very good reaction! Now you know why people love reading about it!" Emi's mind pauses for a second, "Say what!? W-w-wait was that a joke!" "Yep! And now you know what it's like to be in a Shoujo Manga!" At this moment her entire world crashes, "What the hell!! That's not something you should joke about!! Wh-what if I actually believed you!!" "Silly little human girl, why would I like you like that?" For an unknown reason Emi gets angry and pushes him away. She grabs her boots and angrily puts them on. "Where are you going?" "I'm going out! You can fend for yourself tonight!" "What about the vegetables?" "They can rot for all I care!" "When will you be back?" "Whenever I feel like it!" Emi storms out. "What the heck just happened? Is she mad about the joke?"
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~Why am I so mad!!! Why am I so flustered!! Why do I feel like I want to punch something very hard!!~ Emi pats her very red face a couple times and sighs, "I think I overreacted back there.. But it can't be helped! I thought he was being for real!" Then something strikes her, "Was I hoping that he was serious!" She furiously shakes her head and laughs a little, "That can't be, right!! It's super impossible!! Kamui is only a friend!" Emi repeats that to herself but every time she did, the less she believed it. "What the hell would I see in a guy like that!! I mean yeah, besides his very violent and dangerous personality, he's a huge sweetheart. And he's not lacking in the look department... WAIT WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!!" "Oh Gin-Chan look it's a crazy person." "Oh it is. Be careful Kagura, you might catch her crazy." Emi looks at them and feels relief wash over her, "It's just you guys.." "It's Emi-Chan!" "Em, why are you talking to yourself in the middle of the street." She scratches her face, "Welllll....."
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"YOU THINK YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH BAKA NII-CHAN!!" Emi presses a finger against her lip, "Shhhh not so loud! We're in a public restaurant!" Gintoki scratches the back of his head, "I can't tell you who to love and who not to love, but are you sure you want it to be that guy?" "Like I said! I don't know if that's what I'm feeling! Maybe it's because he did that, that I'm thinking about these kinds of things..." "To think that Baka Nii-Chan would live with a human-aru.." "Why's that weird?" "He hates weak things and to him the entire human race is weak... Well that is until he met Gin-Chan and some other people-aru." "He works with that bastard Takasugi.. Can't get more villainous than that." "Takasugi... Hmm I know I've heard that name before." "That's because he is a wanted terrorist. I'm pretty sure the Mayonnaise Freak or Gorilla told you about him." Emi snaps her fingers, "That's where I've heard about him! They didn't tell me much though, they said he is too dangerous and don't want to involve me." "That's good. He won't hesitate to kill you. If you ever cross paths with that idiot just run.. Don't try and negotiate, just run." "I'm surprised you haven't ran away from Baka Nii-Chan." Emi sighs and plays with the straw in her drink, "I've tried to get rid of him but he always came back. I don't mind him at all though." Gintoki shovels a spoonful of parfait into his mouth, "I think you should sort your feelings out. You were raised by a Gorilla Stalker, a Mayonnaise Bastard, and Sadist. I think your emotions are a bit warped." "Isao-Chan has somewhat pure and good intentions... Hijikata did have someone he loved but well I'm pretty sure you guys know that story... And Okita, I'll never take relationship advice from him." "So I guess your emotions aren't as warped as I thought." Then a horrific thought crosses her mind, "Oh god! This is turning into a Shoujo Manga!!" Gintoki slams his hands down onto the table, "Hell no! This is a Shounen JUMP! Don't turn my story into some sappy romance! This manga is called Gintama and I barely get any time! Be lucky I'm letting you have this story to yourself! Hell even those tax thieves get more story time than I do!!" Emi shakes her head, "Sooorrry! But can we please get back to the topic at hand!" Gintoki crosses his arms and nods his head, "Continue!" "What should I do in order to keep this from turning into some sappy love story!" "Gin-Chan is this going to turn into "Wolf Girl and Black Prince" will we be the background characters! What are we going to do-aru!?" "She needs to embrace those virgin feelings of hers!!" "Virgin Feelings! How would you know if I was a virgin!" "By the people you hang out with." Emi uppercuts Gintoki and pulls out some money, "You have rude manners for someone who is getting treated for food." Kagura lets out a laugh, "Dang! That was a good hit-aru!" Emi laughs and leaves the restaurant.