Erza's eyes were sparkling as she came into the guild this morning. You and Dunya were talking about guild reputations at the bar.
Jellal followed not too far behind looking like he was ready to die.
"Oh god." Dunya laughed. "What's got your panties in a knot Jellal."
You cringed.
"Don't say that word please." You shivered at the word 'panties'
"Erza's pregnant... Cravings... Kill me." Jellal flopped on the floor. You and Dunya looked at each other and giggled.
"Mom!" Rosemary pulled ergabcRin over to her mother.
"Why is Dada dying?" She looks over at her father. "I heard a lot of noises the other night and then-" she was cut off by her boyfriends who nervously laughed and dragged her away.
The 12 year olds crouched in a corner and talked it over and Rosemary finally understood how babies were made. Then she tried to unzips Rin's pants.
Sylvia came up to you and smiled. "Hey Aunt (Y/N)!" The little girls smiled. She and her brother had their mothers hair and eyes, but their father's jaw and stripping habit.
"Sylvia your shirt sweetheart." You stifle a laugh. She gasps and quickly puts on the discarded shirt.
"Okay so um..." She flicks her eyes at Dunya. "If you can get along with your twin..." She pokes her fingers together. "Can you help me reconnect with mine?" She looks over her shoulder at her brother and rosemary.
"Uh... Yeah. I think I can help. But can't you just talk with him when you get home?"
She shakes her head. "He never talks to me anymore and is always raving about Rosemary." She looks down at her feet.
You smile a little and glance at Dunya whom smiles and nods understanding the sudden interruption.
A/N: I'm ending the chapter here
Sylvia: Why
Storm: Because it would have nothing to do with the title anymore
Gray: Tru
Rin: So now I'm the bad guy?
Juvia: Yes
Morgan: Fullbusters!