Kicking Ass

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"Miirrrrraaaaaa!" You run up to the demoness and stop in your tracks so when you rock forward, her face is an inch away from yours.

"Oh hi (Y/N)! What's up?" Mirajane smiles. You haven't spent much time with her even though she practically got you into Fairy Tail in the first fucking place.

"Let's go out!" You grin and grab her hand.

"Okay!"

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You and Mira were out on the town, mostly going shopping. "Shouldn't we get Nova and Gale a wedding gift?" You ask as you use your bags as a weight-lift.

"Nah, I already got them one. Plus it's not for another year." She giggles. "But you seem like you're hiding something from me." She smirks.

After 10 years she's still good at this.

"Are you sure you're not a super physic?" You laugh. "Yeah... I kinda slept with Sting yesterday afternoon, and I say 'kinda' in a context that all three of my children burst into the room just when I was about to climax." You groaned and sat at a bench.

"Oh my gosh." The silverette cackled. "They see anything?" She tried to breathe.

"I don't think they saw anything they haven't seen on their father... But I'm a totally different story but that shouldn't bother them since I pushed them out of my vagina."

"True." Mira nodded. "Oh, hey did you know that Eric and Nash might break up?"

"WHAT."

"Yeah!" She held up a finger. "Nash said that Eric was getting hard to handle and if they don't fix their problem soon, they'll split."

"Aw man..." You pouted. "I want to do something but Eric'll probably just yell at me." You sigh. "He almost broke Sting because he forgot Eric was gay and asked him about his girlfriend."

"Oh he has been gone a long time." Mira sucked in a breath through her teeth. "Speaking of breaking people..." Mira got serious and you felt it too.

"We're surrounded." You whispered

"7 on the left, 8 on the right and two above." Mira shifted her eyes.

"Clock it." You smirk and stand up just as all 17 men come into view. They're wearing all black to hide their faces but you don't care.

"Oh boy!" You stand back-to-back with Mira in a fighting position. "When was the last time we fought together?"

"I don't remember!" Mira laughed.

On a secret note, you and Mira knew exactly what the other was thinking and what to do without words. You both got into your angel/satan souls and attacked.

'No don't kill them' Mira's voice rang in your head.

"Aw but it'll be fun!" You whine while head butting a guy.

"You can't, we'll get in trouble."

"True." You nod and cup your hands and lace your fingers infront of you so you can give Mira a boost.

"Holy Beam." You somersault and blast the light at a few guys.

One of them pulls on your hair and you scream like a cat. Mira comes to the rescue and scratches him.

"Teach you to mess with my hair!"

You realized that was the last one. You detramsformed, threw your head back and laughed. "3 minutes 40 seconds."

"It felt good! I haven't pulled out my Satan souls in years!" Mira hugs you. You step over the fallen bodies and grab your bags again as you and Mira walk back to the guild as the sun beats down overhead.

A/N: as we speak, I am on a plane! It's not scary since I've basically lived on planes.

Morgan: Oh wow!

Mira: It was nice to be in a chapter with you!

A/N: Someone requested Mira and I realized that she hasn't been in a chapter lately so i just made this hers.

Natsu: Makes sense.

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