OK! LOGGING ONTO MESSENGER! TALK TO MEL! DANCE LIKE A PSHYCO ON THE WEB CAM! AND HAVE FUN! WOHOO!
“MEL! OMG! IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOUR FACE!” I yelled through the web came.
“ME 2! Been some time since we have seen one another...so READY FOR WEB CAM PARTY?!”
“HELLS YES! BRING IT ON!”
“Awesome! Song number one is!........................................STAY AWAKE BY EXAMPLE!”
“YES! PUT. IT. ON!”
The song started to play and I got up, dancing on the floor like J. Lo! lolz! I have a funny way of saying J. Lo! HA HA!
“You know that’s incredibly cute and a little disturbing at the same time” Matt said from my door.
“AH! GET OUT YOU PSHYCO BUM IN A BIN!” I freaked.
“Ok, ok!” he laughed walking away.
“EM!” Mel shouted.
“Yeah?” I asked.
“I need to go...”
“BUT YOU JUST GOT ON!”
“I know, sorry, I’ll probably be back tomorrow...”
“UGH! ok, bye”
“Bye”
She logged off, leaving me a little depressed now while I sat in my room...IM DEPRESSED! I WANT ICE CREAM! COOKIE DOUGH AT THAT! Not like the blood flavour that’s actually made of blood for vampires! I KNOW RIGHT! Who knew Ben and Jerry were vampires! MATT TOLD ME THEY WERE! Great friends apparently...HA HA! FREE ICE CREAM! WOHOO!
“MATT!” I yelled walking out the door.
“Yes?” he asked.
“I WANT ICE CREAM! AND NOT THE BLOOD FLAVOURED! OH! SPEAKING OF BLOOD! THE BITE MARK YOU LEFT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A HICKEY NOW! THAT’S SO NOT ON AND OH! I WANT ICE CREAM! COOKIE DOUGH!”
“Uh...ok...”
“WOHOO!”
“Just sit on the couch...I’ll bring it over...”
“KAY! YOU’RE THE BEST MATTY!”
“I know” he laughed...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Matt has been acting very strange since I found out he was a blood sucking thing...OH! I WONDER IF HE COULD TURN INTO A BAT! LIKE BAT MAN! Oh wait...bat man was only his name...he couldn’t really be a bat...ITS LIKE SAYING SPIDER MAN IS A SPIDER! Just...wrong...just...just don’t go there!
“Matt?” I asked.
“Yeah?”
“Why are you acting all weird?”
“I’m not!”
“YES YOU ARE”
“NO IM NOT”
“YES YOU ARE!”
“NO IM NOT!”
“MATT YOU BLUE BANANA! SHUT IT AND JUST AGREE WITH ME!” HA HA! BLUE BANANA!
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