I HATE VAMPIRES

Chapter 12

“Hey, Em, Wake up, time to go to school” A voice said, I almost didn’t hear it because I was still half asleep.

“Go away and let me sleep giant meatball!” I yelled, grabbing my covers and flinging them over my head, my bed was so warm! THEY COULD NOT MAKE ME LEAVE IT!

EVER! CAUSE I LOVE MY BED!

ITS MY BEST FRIEND!

DONT. YOU. DARE. TAKE. ME. AWAY. FROM. KING COSY!

“BUT THEN YOU WILL MISS THE NARUTO SMURFS I SEEN!” Matt yelled.

“WHAT?! NARUTO SMURFS! EPIC! LET ME SEE! LETMESEELETMESEELETMESEE!” I yelled, jumping out of king cosy and falling onto the ground...coincidently...Matt on top of me...hn...

“GET OFF I WANA SEE THE NARUTO SMURFS!”

“I lied to get you out of bed” he laughed, helping me off the floor.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!” I shrieked and stormed off into my bathroom, slamming the door in his face. I locked it and sat on the floor, arms crossed and lips in a pout.

“Emily, open the door, get your cute little butt out here and get ready for school!” Matt called from the door.

“I DONT CARE HOW CUTE MY BUTT IS AND HOW MUCH YOU WANT ME OUT JUST TO LOOK AT IT BUT THERE IS NO WAY IM COMING OUT TO GO TO SCHOOL!” I yelled.

“YOU MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A TOTALY PERV!”

“THATS CAUSE YOU ARE A PERV MATTY!”

“I AM NOT!”

“ARE TO!”

“ARE NOT!”

“ARE. TO!”

“ARE. NOT!”

“SHUT IT YOU PERV!”

“I AM NOT A PERV!”

“STOP MAKING OUT WITH MY DOOR!”

“Uh...what?”

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWYA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERV!”

“Fine” he sighed “But don’t come crawling back to the ‘perv’ when your dad gives you detention or something from skipping”

“MY DAD ISNT GOING TO FIND OUT!”

“Oh, well...let’s see then...cause your dad knows everything!”

Oh. Fudge. Monkeys!

I ran out the door and wacked my head.

“Ouch!” I moaned before I passed out.

 

“Hey, Em, Wake up!” Some yelled.

“I’m up!” I yelled falling off the chair I was on.

How did I get there?! OMG I WAS KIDNAPPED!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NO! DONT HURT ME RANDOMER PERSON WHO KIDNAPPED ME!” I screamed.