Damn it all- I want you [Ereri]

Prologue/ intro shit

So let's get this out in the open. I'm a dick. Not as in the floppy piece of meat between a males legs but- ah, fuck it. I can't be fucked explaining.

Seeing as this chapter is all about breaking down the fourth wall, I'll tell whoever the fuck is reading this about myself. Just a warning- you better have a high fucking tolerance for men who swear like a sailor.

My name is Levi Ackerman, blah blah blah- I'm 35 and this story is about some sort of lovey-dovey shit between me and that green eyed brat. Who is a student. In a high school. At the lovely ripe age of fucking 15.

One question; author, where was your fucking brain at when you decided our ages? I'm almost fucking 40!

Ugh, kill me now.

At least the kids hot.

Moving on, so after this introduction, I won't be speaking like this, I'll be character-zoning you, (don't miss me too much) so I won't take notice of your presence, not that I wanted to in the first place but Author-kun said that "this is appropriate so they get to know more about you"

Two words, 8 letters.

Fuck that.

So I'll tell you more about the story.
It's set in a high school, the brats a little shit and I'm fan-fucking-tabulous with whatever role I'm given.
So the brat appears to be going through some emotional shit, and I have to 'try' and help him; like that's going to happen. But hey, at least I get to beat a fair few fuckers up eh? This shall be fun.

Oh and apparently I get to fuck the kid too.

Gotta love that Jäger booty.

This story will be 'mostly' in my point of view, I don't think anyone cares what the kids thinking, other than sex scenes- you guys always want to know about who tops and bottoms right? Well I'll just state this now, there's no way in fucking hell that I'm bending over for that piss-weak piece of shit giant with that adorable face an-

Yeah you get the point, I'm not bottoming. Never will I bottom. Ever. Not a chance.

Enjoy the story, hope you get offended by everything I say and cry yourself to sleep like the little Jäger bitch you all are.

Picture is not mine- Google, Pinterest and all other searching apps are great for finding hilarious pictures of the brat and I.