Auggies POV
"And that, Class, is why you should always have safe sex and use a condom." Mrs Johansen, our old, mean Health teacher blabs to us. Outof the corner of my eye, I see a few boys snickering, including Hunter, when she says condom...
Are all boys this age as immature as this?
I look across the room and notice Weston is staring straight at me. I mouth to him,' I'm flattered,Westy!'
He burns bright red and immediately looks away. My phone beeps.
Westy <3: You dont even wanna know what I was just thinking about then... :3
Me: keep it in yo pants big boy. I can see ur boner from all the way across the room... ;))))
Westy<3: Idk what ur talkin bout lil mama... i like that! im so gonnna call u that now... so ya wanna maybe hang out with me and hunter and bianca and my best friend mario later? or we could ditch like... now.. or not now... idk. what do u wanna do??
Me: well i was planning on getting an education, going to school and marrying a hot tall athlete that looks nothing like a very famous unower named weston, but yaknow... ditching is cool too. yass. <3
Westy<3: that really hurts babe, i thought we had something special! lol fine ill make a gc in a few... like prolly at lunch when we busta'grub.
Me: "busta'grub" weston this is not the 90's. calm down bae.
Westy<3: I HATE WHEN YOURE MAD AT ME JUST LET ME LOVE YOU!
Me: u ever think about taking drama babe?
Westy<3: nah i got utube fadat
Me: okie dokie. so where u wanna ditch to? mickey ds?
Westy<3: i was thinking my place, or marios. hes such a ham he'll prolly invite us b4 i ask. my babygirls awesome like that.
Me: aww thanks westy!
Westy<3: lil mama i was talkin bout mario. my bbg fa lyfe. my Pizzatron2.0 , ur my wyfe fa lyfe. that rhymes. bbg fa lyfe doesnt. see?
Me: ya so sweet bae
Westy<3: gtg babe mrs j sees johnny. ly ;33
Me: damn. she must have to really strain her eyes to see that. unless she has a microscope on her... ;)
Westy: i will block ur number lil mama. bye now ;<3
Me: bye bae <3
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