|the squad pt. 1|

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Auggie's POV

"UGGHHH! I give up! Why the hell can't this stupid math problem just forget about it's (e)x and find somebody better than an italicized letter to date?! (dat pun doe)m I scream in frustration at my confusing algebra homework. My God! It's not like the speed limits are x! 

Why do I even need to know this?! It's not like I'll be solving for x in a veterinarians office (what I wanna do)... Why can't High School just teach us the important stuff like how to pay a bill or go shopping?? This. Is. Not. Fair.

*BEEPDINGPICKUPTHEPHONE* My ringtone says. I recorded it myself:)

Me and Westons Messages


wes- Hey babyyy   Wanna do a gc now so all of us can talk?

me-Sure thangg hold on a sec. i forgot what i was gonna sayyy

wes-Take all the time u need princess

me-i rememberrrr! who is gon be in le gc so i know or whatever

wes- alrighty so theres me u mario huntaa bianca and mark and prolly brando huntaas lil bro because he has to follow him around apparently. hes not that bad though. he's like 15 almost 16 so not that far off from us...  ud like him hes as hyper as me anyway...

me- Kk so can we make the gc now?? I think u gave me all da numbers anyway. theyre already in my contacts so yass :))

wes-sure thang lil mama brbbbbbb





Westons POV

Baby-Hey Group chattt isss me Auggggggggiieee yassss

Pizzatron1809- hey august im marioooo  westons bes frannnn

Bianca- haloo peepleeeezzzz im breezy auggies bes frann

Huntaaa- yoyoyoyo its meeeeeeeeee

Brandooooo-hey people im branddddoooooooo

daddy- hey its mark yass halooo 

Mee- hey so whats the plann where we wanna go to for the hangout?

Baby- oohoohooh can we go at nightttt yass thats funn and maybe we could vandalize some shitt ohmg that would be niiiiceee whatdayasay peoplessss??

Pizzatron2.0- ohmg yass that would be fun

daddy- damn westyy you got yoself quite a lady there... cant wait to meet her... ;)

Mee- yo back off dad thats my girl nacho lil flimsy dick u can play with...

Bianca-hey while we on da topic... huntaa hows yo dick?

Huntaaa- idk babe ask ur mom... jk its just fine. wanna see??

Baby- ALRIGHTY THEN I THINK WE SHOULD, IDK... NOT HAVE PHONE SEX WHEN THERES A GROUP READING ALL OF THIS YEAH??!!

Pizzatron1809- bruh i just took the biggest shit ever

Mee-send pics

Pizzatron1809- (now weston is gonna say send pics)

Pizzatron1809- called it

Pizzatron1809- told you

Brandoo- k so how bout mickey ds or something first and THEN we vandalize stuff??

Baby- sounds p gucci to mee

Mee- kk so its settled i gtg to bed so the squad'll meet up tomorrow night. l8r haterssss

Baby- nighty nighttt everyone! so our phones dont blow up nobody respond to this. byeeeeee famm <333









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my personality has changed sm 

since this chapter... wow.


 

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