Auggie's POV
''Hey Breezy guess what?!'' I yell at Bianca. She had a sleepover and it's currently 2:04, the day after we vandalized the school.
Lemme give you a recap: so when the principal saw part of the squad waltzing in with spray paint all over our hands and dirt all over their clothes, they kinda just assumed it was us and expelled all of us, and so now we're all knline schooled, which is was more fun, because you can talk on the phone all day, or not do your work and sleep, or make out with a certain boyfriend or girlfriend.
''Whaaaattt?'' She groans.
''It's Mr. Booty's birthday!'' I scream in her ear, laughing at the name for Hunter inbetween speaking.
''DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I FORGOTTTTTT!'' She screams. Good thing my parents aren't home. They never are...
''Bae we should totally make a group chat so we can all text about his booty together. That would be niice'' I recommend.
''YASS BISHH'' Well somebody likes the idea
Everyone's POV
Bianca: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNTIEEEEEE
Weston: happt bdau bavygiel in goinf baxk to slpee i cany evem rwad mt ketboard
August: happy birthday mr booty ly :-)
August: YOU GOTTA STAY UP BAEEEE PLEASEEEEE I NEED SOMEBODY TO TALK TOOOO!
Hunter: thanks Bbg (bianca) ily but ly2 augz
Mario: happy birthday huntaaa. why the fuck would u guys start texting at 2 in the morning? i almost had a heart attack and shit myself at the same tme.
Weston: you shudda sent pics
Mark: happy birthday rowlanda
Brandon: why, why would he ever send pics of that weston?
August: since we're all up how bout y'all just cm over my place and we can like chill or whatsver. its not like any of us have school anymore ;-)
Weston: open the front door babe. i have pizza.
Bianca: im gonna cry. i was starving. thank you so much weston.
Mario: i am currently runnung to august's house in my pajamas with no shoes on, and i think i see... oh god marks running there too. HEY MARK
Mark: Hey broski!
Hunter: yo i got brando we drivin nowww
Brandon: aye is ur parents home Auggie?
August: naw thheyre never home. iz all gucci tho i got the squad.
*random number* aye happy birthday ya silly lil potato
Bianca: the fuck is thqt
Zach: the names zach. who r u missy?
Bianca: Bianca.
August: IM AUGGIE AND IM DATING WESTON!
Zach: god i know he never shuts up about ypu
Weston: babe im in the same room as u and yall are talking about me?
August: what'll it take to sbut u up weston
Weston: well......
Hunter: KISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKISS
Bianca: arent you driving huntaa
Hunter: nah we're actually in ur driveway rn
Bianca: omw downstairs boo
Mark: HAHAHA I BEAT YOU MZRIOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA
Mario: fuck off mark i have braces
Mark: wht the hell does that have to do with your fat ass not being able to run fast enough?!
Zach: ahh excuses excuses excuses... for shame mario for shame
Weston: hunter should we tell em?
Hunter: ya wanna?
Weston: idk u sure about this? these re hardcore girls we're talking bout here. and im wicked close to one of them, *scoots backwards slowly*
Hunter: i just dont know how tobsay it ya feel me?
Weston: yea bae i feel u
Hunter: WE KNOW ABOUT BRANDO AND MARIO KISSING THE GIRLS
Mario: ......
Mark: ...
Weston: babes its all good...
Hunter: but if it happens agan while we're all still dating each other me and westy are gonna make zach rip off yo dicks.
Zach: and with that, everyones added to contacts, there will be no dick ripping from me, and to ensure that, i am putting this convo on silent.
August: EVERONES HERE NKW I WANNA GET MY PEPERONI ON YASSSS!
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Fanfictionwowowowowowow ok this is the book that has done the best on my account but wArNinG!!!! I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 AND ITS VERY BAD PLEASE DONT THINK MY WRITING SKILLS ARE AWFUL I PROMISE IM BETTER NOW YEA THATS IT XOXO [i didn't have the patien...
