When someone taps me on the shoulder, pinches me, shoves me playfully, and/or pats me. Don't. Fucking. Touch me. I have no idea why it gets so annoying, IT JUST FUCKING DOES. I'm usually a person that can get comfortable easily (like I am seriously a very big cuddler, I will cuddle anyone) but with these specific things.... Yeah. I get so mad.
When someone pulls out my earbud. My mom does this ALL THE TIME and I honestly want to slap her. DONT FUCKING DO THAT, JEHSAS. Do you have ANY idea how fucking annoying that is?!! Don't TOUCH ME.
DIY/Crafts YouTube Channels.
"HI GUYS! TODAY ILL BE SHOWING YOU HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN D.I.Y. GALAXY BATH BOMB, BECAUSE WHATS A BETTER WAY OF FUCKING UP YOUR BATHTUB THEN MAKING SOME HIPSTER GALAXY BATHBOMB? ALSO IM GOING TO BE USING SUPER EXPENSIVE PRODUCTS THAT MY COMPANY MAKES AND TELL YOU THAT ONLY THESE WORK SO YOU GOTTA PAY 30 F-ING BUCKS INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE DOLLAR STORE TO BUY ONE!"
or something along those lines. I just hate them, they're so annoying. But that's just my opinion.
Bonnica, Freddica, or anything including Chica. I don't mind Chica being shipped with Foxy, but anything else... It's just not my thing. I especially dislike the Bonnica ship. But this is my opinion, so I'm telling you if you go all butthurt over me, you're the fool. I respect people that ship it.
"RACIST" Okay, okay. So my friend was talking about her mom meeting the black actor from Fast and Furious and someone thought that her saying, "she met the black guy" was racist. Are you fucking kidding me? Racism is prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior. Wtf? Jesus dude. Calm your shit.
"Your Mom" jokes. The people in my school still make these types of jokes. What the hell? They're not funny, they're immature, and fucking stupid.
Ex.
Person A: "Dude, did you actually fail that test?"
Person B: "No, your mom did!"
See what I mean? They make no sense most of the time, little kids seriously fucking overuse it or something.
Requests. Don't ask. I'm usually willing to do it for my friends or someone who I idolize. I know I shouldn't be doing that to people but I just don't like doing requests for people I don't really know or care about.
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That's about it. Let it go.
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