Kai The killer (( a Jeff the Killer Fanfiction)) (Watty Awards 2013-2014)

pranks and a change of underwear

thanks forvall the reads peeps!  

-kylie 

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"you won't be killing anyone will you?" 

"depends. which friends you inviting?"  

"hmm sam, anika, and a few others" 

"I won't kill anyone" Jeff says sounding like a child who was being scolded. 

"by the way, is it ok I kick you in the face"  

"what!?" 

"when you jump in the window"  

"erg ok" jeff agrees reluctantly. I call about seven friends altogether, practice the plan with Jeff, Then he leaves. This is going to be funny!

***

Someones knocking at the door. I go and answer it.  

"hi sam, hi anika! come in!"  

"I swear kai if we die tonight ill haunt you for eternity!" sam retorts. I laugh and let them in.  

"what happened to your hand kai?" anika asks. 

"slender man got me." 

"really?"  

"yup" 

"no. not really" says sam obviously still a nonbeliever. I sit on the couch as they put there stuff down. I explain some stuff I have planned, of course excluding jeffs part. Then the four others come. Crystal, Sophie, Alex, and Danni. Of course they all ask about my wrist and I tell them the same thing. Only anika believes me but hey, They will all have peed their pants by the end of the night so I don't care!

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We've already watched a movie, raided the cupboards for every bit of junk food, played everyone of our games. 

"time for some scary stories!" I exclaim. I can't wait!  

" you first kai!" Sophi says daringly.  

"so be it. My story is about a serial killer. His name is Jeffery Anderson. But He goes by Jeff the Killer."  

Everyone laughs.  

"really kai? again with jeff? We've all read the creepypasta! You probably have it memorized!" one of them exclaim. 

"oh this is a different story, it still includes jeff, but it's of a different time different town."  

"fine" sophi says looking unimpressed. I soon change that as I tell a story of Jeff, hunting down a victim that eludes him for years. Slenderman. The victim Who kills his other victims first. Jane. aand that one annoying gane virus. BEN. Then, at the very end he has knife to the throat of a young man when he says-

"GO TO MUTHERF-CKING SLEEP" Jeff says as he flies through the window landing on me. I as we had breifly rehearsed hours earlier, push him off me and we both stand, as I do so all of the girls scream and run. Sam although is standing frozen in fear. Jeff charges me knife in hand, I take his knife and throw it into the wall, grab his hand and flip him onto his back.  

"crap!" he yells convincingly, kips up, and charges again and I roundhouse kick him in the face.  

"ah f-ck!" he yelps and jumps out the window clutching his nose. oops sorry jeff. The girls come and hug me obviously thinking I'm some type of hero. I start laughing alnost insanely. Their faces!!! Oh god that's hysterical! Sophi had peed her pants literally and is sitting in the corner whimpering. Hah. best night ever! All the girls insist they go home early except anika, sam takes her though so I'm alone.

*** 

I had a blast but Jeff hasn't showed up, so I pull on my black hoodie and grab the largest kitchen knife out of my kitchen and start walking In the direction Jeff ran. Hes sitting against a tree, his nose a bit bruised. I run over and hug him.  

"I'm so sorry Jeff, I didn't think I could kick that hard!" I feel horrible! He doesn't answer. Instead he grabs me and kisses me. why?! I Put a hand on his chest and an arm around his neck. Wait. why am I letting him kiss me?! WHY AM I SO CONFUSED?? He stops and we just stare at eachother. Jeff looks just as confused as I am.....