Kai The killer (( a Jeff the Killer Fanfiction)) (Watty Awards 2013-2014)

Jeff needs a shower

"we should go back to the house" I says smiling. 

"aw ok" Jeff says getting up.  

"and you should really take a shower" I laugh playfully scrunching up my nose. He laugh and picks me up gives me a piggy back ride to the house. I don't know. I'm laughing the whole time and as we get inside jeff throws himself on the couch facefirst so I'm sitting on top of him laughing my ass off. I get off before I suffocate him and he throws a pillow at me and starts running towards the bathroom and I chase him laughing but I then run to my room as he goes in the bathroom. I can hear him laughing but then him undressing. wait. what the hell. He listened to me? well I'm not listening to him get in the shower. I frantically grab my headphones and blast music. I'm still laughing and laughing even harder he took in what I said.

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Jesus Jeff takes long showers! I go and knock on the door.  

"JEFF!! YOUVE BEEN IN THERE A HALF AN HOUR! I STILL WANT A SHOWER LATER!" I yell laughing, I feel like my mom when I take hour long showers!  

"Damn it! I can't get the stupid shampoo out of my hair!!" Jeff yells. 

"which bottle did you use?!"  

"the purple one!"  

"that's conditioner jeff!" I burst out laughing. "didnt you learn to read???"  

"DAMN IT." He yells.

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I hear the shower turn off. FINALLY! I gave him another half hour because of his inability to read. He then opens the door a few minutes later, he comes out just pulling on his hoody.  

"this better?" he asks taking a towel and drying his tangled black mane.  

"yeah, now I can't smell you from here" I giggle. "and your hair isn't bloody or greasy anymore" I go and hug him. "But I did want to take a shower after you but I guess ill have to wait an hour" He laughs.  

"I'm gonna explore the house more if that's alright"  

"yup" I let go and he instantly heads for the stairs that go upstairs. I head for the bathroom planning to clean up after Jeff but he already did. huh. I wouldn't imagine him doing that...hmm. I look at the fogged up mirror and 'KAI :)' is written on it....huh....that'd be creepy if he doesn't practically live with me. I walk out and sit on the couch and then lay down. And then it hits me. I love him. I love a murderer.

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sorry for a short chapter I right now have writers block. That's kinda why the chapter is crappy. sorry! Ill write when I have better ideas, thanks for reading. -kylie