Kai The killer (( a Jeff the Killer Fanfiction)) (Watty Awards 2013-2014)

Abandoned for a reason.

Jeff and I ran until I couldn't anymore. There was a small abandoned house just up ahead. Jeff picked me up and carried me to the house even though I didn't need him to. He kicked down the door and set me down. I pulled out a knife and looked around.  

"Jeff...I have a bad feeling about this place..."  

"It will be fine kai. I'll make sure it's safe ok?"  

"ok...." I said unsurely. This place is giving off a dangerous feel...along with a disgusting smell...I thought I just heard a whimper...like a dogs whimper...While I look around the dusty living room, Jeff heads up a rotted staircase, only breaking a few steps on the way up. I hear the clicking and scrabbling of I think nails? I look down at the dusty floor....there's tons of paw prints littering the dusted wood....the prints are huge...I used to have a husky when I was younger and these looked a lot similar to it's prints...My train of thought was broken when I heard a loud growl. I spun around to see smile dog. THE smile dog.  

"Jeff! JEEEEFFF"  

"KAI?! are you ok?" Loud footsteps came from upstairs. Smiledog lunged. I swung the knife, slashing into Smile's matted fur and straight into his flesh. Smile yelped as I did so, and Jeff practically came flying down the stairs.  

"SH-T" Jeff yelled and as Smile got up about to leap at me again Jeff ran at an unusually fast speed and kicked Smile in the side of the head. Smile fell to the ground unconsious. "BAD F-CKIN DOG!" Jeff yelled at the smiley mutt.  

"Is smile actually yours Jeff?"  

"no. The dog is like a murderous stalker."  

"like you?"  

"yeah hah but instead he only kills anyone who sees his picture."  

"why ain't I dead yet?"  

"why do you think he tried killing you?"  

"oh. hah I guess so, well can we leave? Maybe find a place where there isn't an animal or something that's going to kill me?" I laugh. I really don't want to die. especially not by a rabid dog. no. not fun. 

"yeah, ok. " Jeff replies and walks out, with me following close behind. I felt...happy for some reason...just..hmm...why do I have to be so confused...

*** 

We found a secluded house five miles away from Smile's place, but somone lives there. Jeff stops and looks at me.  

"Kai. I have a test for you."  

"yeah?"  

"I can tell there's only one person in that house, I want YOU to kill them"  

"w-what?! me?"  

"yes kai, if your going to run with me, your going to murder with me, got it?"  

"....got it" I whisper. He wants me to murder? well....I've already faked my death, might as well start murdering. I examine the house and see a phone line running up the side of it. I pull out two knives of my bag, hamd the bag to jeff, and walk over and cut the line and climb to the nearest window and jump in, surprisingly silent. I sneak around until I find the bedroom. I slowly open the door and see a man sleeping. I sheepishly walk over but with a sudden boost of courage I put my hand around the mans neck and push down waking him up. He looks at me fearfully begging for mercy.  

"shhh, go back to sleep." I whisper evilly and plunge the knife deep into the mans heart and then take my hand off his neck and slice his throat for good measure. That. That felt good....releasing my anger into killing that man....I think....I think I could get the hang of this! I laugh maniacally and jump out the window. I run to Jeff with an insane smile. 

"I did it Jeff! I killed him!" I sounded like a child who beat a real hard video game. Jeff looked pleased.  

"good. now lets go inside, We'll stay here a few days." 

"ok!" I say and follow Jeff inside the front door which was weirdly unlocked. Jeff put my bag on the kitchen table. I gawked at the kitchen. Marble floors and counters. Real wood cupboards and chairs, and real metal dinnerwear and accents. The living room was even more amazing. Real leather couches, HD flatscreen tv mounted above a fireplace, marble floor over there as well. This place was amazing! Jeff seemed to think the same thing. We both started looking around. Jeff nodded in approval at the dead body in the master bedroom. I snickered seeing that and checked out the guest bedroom. It was plain and rather low key compared to the rest of the house. After awhile I checked the mans computer and phone history. He's never had contact with the outside world for years. Then I realized. There's no vehichles or roads going to or from this house. This house is completely cut from the outside world besides tv since I cut the phone. I smiled. 

"Jeff we should just live here!"  

"why do you think that?"  

"this house is completely cut off from the outside world. It's like we struck gold! No Vehichle has been on the property for ages. No one has contacted the man who owned this house for years. Practically no one knows about the place!"  

"hah! ok! but after awhile we should temporarily move for safe keeping."  

"fiinnee" I smile. He likes the idea I can tell. Were definitely staying here. "what about bed arrangements? I'll sleep on the couch if you want to bed, Jeff"  

" Or we can both sleep in the bed, I'm cool with it" He replies a bit awkwardly. I blush at the thought.  

"o-ok..." Jeff shrugs and then walks to the fridge and rummages around. I realize I'm still holding my knives and I set them on the kitchen table and sit on the couch. I love this place. I don't miss my old home one bit. A little luck for all the badluck I suppose?