Aphmaus Proposal

Why is he hiding?

What...no. She can't be gone! She can't leave me again!

She has. She has left me to rot. She has left me to feed off of my depression. To turn into a new me.

"Laurance? Are you awake...bro?"

Well, that was awkwardly added. Eh, whatever. It's Garroth, how else would he be? Charming the ladies? I think not. Helmet head will always be the stutter king.

Wait...I'm not supposed to know about that?

Are you sure? It's all over Ins- I mean, what's the stutter king? That's a weird name I just randomly can up with.

Anyway, helmet head is acting like he has had a helmet covering his head since the dawn of time.

Well, he has. I guess that's why!

"Yeah...bro."

I have to beat him at his own awkwardness game. Do think I would just let him win? That's funny!

"UUGGHH! I FEEL LIKE AN ARROW HAS JUST BEEN STABBED THROUGH MY HEART! No offense, Garroth."

It really did hurt. I guess that is just the pain you feel after heart break. Well, let me die from this excruciating pain. I don't want to live in a world where Aphmau is no further in my life.

"None taken?"

He seemed surprised by that amazing throw back Thursda- I'm not supposed to know about that either!?

Alright, he seemed shocked to see that I brought up that moment. It was so long ago it seems like years has passed.

Almost 15 years...

Okay, I'll stop.

Anyway, the pain in my heart didn't feel just like a heart ache. It was real. It was an actual wound.

What did you do now...bro.

Just because I'm thinking it doesn't mean I can't also squish him. I still need to crush him.

"You're probably wondering how it got there. Well, we may or may not have dropped you once."

His voice got higher as the sentence went on. I gave him the death stare to see if there was more to the story, and of course, there was.

"Weeelllll, it may have been twice."

My stare was getting more evil, and demanding. He had more to say, I just know. He has always been bad at lying.

Always.

Like, he never was good at it.

Ever.

I don't know how he faked his death. It seems like people would have found out too easily.

He must have gotten some sweet acting classes from Jazz.

Jazz's acting classes.

Only $40 per half hour.

Trust me, that is a sick deal. With her skill i-

Come on! I can't even advertise your own company!?

No flattery from that? Nothing? Nothing at all?

Okay...sure. You totally weren't falling for me then. Suuurrrreeee.

"Okay, so maybe you fell five times. Twice on your head, and three times flat on you chest, but it's not like your brains were smashed!"

Oh wait, this conversation was still taking place? Okay, we can resume this.

"Yeah, sure. Whatever. As long as you didn't fall for my amazing, devilish looks we're fine."

Yeah, I stole Travis' line. What! It's a good line!

"Ummm...we're bros. That would be very awkward if I fell for your 'devilish good looks' that you don't have."

"Okay 'bro', we need to get this straight. Why do you keep calling me bro left and right? It is getting to become very creepy!"

"Oh, am I? I-I didn't mean to. W-What I'm trying to say is-"

"It doesn't matter. I'll find out later when you aren't all...stuttery."

"Alright...bro."

I heard him mumble some words underneath his breath. Well, a lot of words underneath his breath. He was literally five different people at one time.

Does he have dissociative identity disorder? GT, get on this!

Okay, that isn't even fair! I watch him all the time in my spare time.

Wait...I don't have spare time. Well, if I did, I would be!

Either way, I know Garroth is hiding something. How do I know? The only time he stutters is when he is nervous, hiding something (all of season one until episode 51), or if he is near Aphmau.

Hey! It's okay if it's in parenthesis!

Anyway, I need to find out what it is. As lord of Phoenix Drop, I need to know about the people who live inside it.

Oh, I sound like Aphmau. Oh no. I can't sound like Aphmau. All I need are the puns and then I would be totally transformed.

It would turn the page of my life.

Good, not even close to a pun. Wait...nope, it isn't.

Garroth is keeping something hidden deep inside his helmet. Something deep. Something so deep Pawdele could roll in it.

Oh no... The pun was really bad, too. Almost cringe worthy.

Hey! Just because I'm in a serious series doesn't mean I can't be hooked up with the latest memes!

Uugh! I swear this woman is sucking out my brain.

But why is Garroth keeping anything from us? Why would he even try to? We all know he won't get away with it.

Why is Garroth in hiding?

He did it before, but instead with his brother, it's with us. It's like he is trying to repeat history. Like he is trying to immitate what he has done before.

Good thing we have detective Laurance on the case!

Author's note-

As you can see, this was just a fun chapter. I wasn't really in the mood to be Adele today, unlike Laurance. XD. I really wanted to experiment with the characters and see how much Laurance could break the forth wall.

I also really needed to update this, so I did! I'm sorry to the people who really wanted to see a deep, well planned chapter. My mind didn't want to cooperate with my heart. Well, more like my heart just wanted to be more hysterical.

Thank you guys so much for show tunning in, and I hope you enjoyed!

Jazz out-