Hello, misfits. How are you doing?
So anyway, I just wanted to put this out there so everyone will know.
I'M COMPLETELY OVER SUMMER!!
Truth is, I just don't think I want to date anyone else in the meantime. No one that interest me.
I know this probably seems extremely bitter, but if it does you obviously don't know me.
On a happier note...
I met a new friends today. His name is Misha and he's 10 years old.
I was in the barber shop and this little boy just randomly told me he liked my haircut, of course I said thanks.
I thought this would be the end of the conversation, of course it wasn't.
Him: What's your name?
Me: Elijah.
Him: *waiting for me to ask him his name* Well my name is Misha.
Me: Cool name.
Him: *smile* Thanks. Do you want to be my friend?
I was going to say no for the soul reason that he sounded like a creepy ass doll that came to life.
Then I realized that little kids always ask first.
Me: *smile* I would be delighted to be your friend.
Then he practically told me his life story. Kind of like what I'm doing right now.
Also, sorry this story updated weirdly.
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The Story of Me (gender bend)
Non-FictionI thought it would be fun if I wrote a little about me, but I'm not that exciting. So I'm gonna wrote about me as a guy. I've been wanting to do this for a while and now I finally have the courage to. Hope you guy like it.
