Aries:
70% of your personality is an asshole.
Taurus:
Lowkey 80%.
Gemini:
0% SURPRISE.
Cancer:
Either 18 or 100% there is no in-between.
Leo:
65% of your personality is an asshole.
Virgo:
64% of you is an asshole becuase you won't fuck your husband becuase you still want to be a virgin even though you're in your 30's.
Libra:
98292% you are fucking mean.
Scorpio:
1% you're very nice and not much of an asshole but you had that one moment.
Sagitarius:
100% I mean hello that person asked you out the other day and you were such an asshole about it
You were like bitch please one your ugly and two I already have a girl/boyfriend.
Capricorn:
101% you are worse than damn daniel memes. You slapped your mom the other day you are such an asshole.
Aquarius:
80% You're not that mean but you do have your moments.
Pisces:
-400% You are the biggest asshole I have ever met.
