Aries: Motherfucker
Taurus: Damn
Gemini: shit
Cancer: Fuck
Leo: assbutt
Virgo: Fucker
Libra: God-fucking-damnit
Scorpio: Go suck a dick fucker
Saggittarus: Jesus fucking crist
Capricorn: Asshole
Aquarius: asswagon
Pisces: Are you fucking kidding