What The Signs do on the 4th of July

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Aries and Taurus were setting off illegal fireworks being huge dumbasses. Gemini was dancing around like an idiot screaming
"IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY YOU AND I WERE...".

Cancer was watching Gemini while drinking a beer. Alone being Lonely as fuck. Leo and Virgo were drunk off their ass and we're running around half naked.

Scorpio was being a tree hugger. Not not even kidding Literally they're actually hugging a tree. Sagittarius kidnapped Capricorn Hell knows were they went.

Libra was inside away from everyone listening to Pretty Odd.
Aquarius and Pisces were making out and everyone screamed at them because they started to take each other's clothes off.

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