((Okay I have like one more BTS related one and then I'll stop))
Aries: "I AM the view"
Taurus: "This year I definitely want to punch Suga"
Gemini: "it's Jimin, the cleaner of BTS"
Cancer: "I've eaten 2130 more bowls of rice"
Leo: "I got yes jam"
Virgo: "#jungkook stan since his birthday"
Libra: "Hyung, I really want you to hit me"
Scorpio: "English is not a barrier when you're as cute as me"
Saggittarus: "AWW YEAH PARK JIMIN"
Capricorn: *looks in the mirror* "who's this good looking guy?"
Aquarius: "excuse me"
Pisces: "how did you know? I haven't even pulled up my shirt yet"