Aries:
"Wait what when did I- Oh fuck stupid midnight in the hot tub I am so fucking stupid"
Taurus:
"FUCK YES I FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO BE FAT AND EAT WHATEVER AND AS MUCH AS I WANT"
Gemini:
"I swear if you're not twins then I did not have sex 2 times with your father to get twins"
Cancer:
*Already has room themes picked out* "OK so black hearts on that side and black hearts on the other we have to make sure our child is emo"
Leo:
"My kid is gonna be even more perfect than I am"
Virgo:
*Clearsthrought* ....... *looks at the pregnancy test*
"GODDAMIT But how? I'm gay"
Libra:
*celebrity round of shots*
"Oh fuck"
Scorpio:
"Ew ulk why"
Sagittarius:
"YOOOOO"
Capricorn:
Happy crying
Aquarius:
*looks down at stumick*
"Dear future baby,
I am so sorry"
Pisces:
"NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG OF A WAIT!"
