Aries: French Fried self-esteem
Taurus: Aesthetic as frick Potato
Gemini: Weird Potato
Cancer: Cancerous Potato
Leo: Trashy Potato
Virgo: Smol Potato
Libra: Selfies all the time because I look like a potato potato.
Scorpio: an actual potato
Sagittarius: Little gay potato
Capricorn: Potato bean
Aquarius: You wish you were a potato
Pisces: Meme trash potato bean