Aries:
"I'M GOING TO SEDUCE THIS FUCKER"
Taurus:
"Is this indigestion ??"
Gemini:
"What the fuck hell nah"
Cancer:
"Oh come on not again"
Leo:
"Oh Gawd"
Virgo:
"Huh huh no thanks -_-"
Libra:
WHY AM I SO UNEXPECTEDLY HAPPY ?? DAFUQ
Scorpio:
Shhhit
Sagittarius:
"Okay, but why ? Like fuck ?"
Capricorn:
"I did not sign up for this"
Aquarius:
"Bye Felicia"
Pisces:
"But why me though?"
