Aries:
"So....Up for another round yet?"
Taurus:
Spoons with you and holds your hand
Gemini:
Immediately goes to sleep to avoid awkward conversations about the next date..(There won't be one..)
Cancer:
*Breathes heavily* "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK I'M BADASS"
leo:
Spreads out on the bed, gives themselves a mini congratulations, and falls asleep in two seconds
Virgo:
Immediately takes a pregnancy test
Libra:
Talks about how they just lost their virginity to a hot person on Twitter
Scorpio:
Kisses you one more time and then falls asleep
Saggittarus:
*Gets phone calls from the police because of noise complaints*
Capricorn:
''I never came you asshole"
Aquarius:
*Lights a cigarette* "So you believe in unicorns?"
Pisces:
"Okay yeah you suck get out..NEXT"
