Love or Hate: A Naruto Fanfiction Book 1

If I Don't...

Ibiki says "You all pass".  You sweat drop.  You had been worried for bloody nothing.  But you remained calm on the inside and your face showed no sign of irritation, anger, or anxiety.  Your eyes show no emotion.   Meanwhile the room is in an uproar.   You hear shouting and people just normally speaking. You let out a sigh.  "Every shut up!"  You shout in your Anbu Captain voice.   Of course Haru is under the table and Hotaka flinches.  The room falls silent.  "Ibiki..."  You state then lean back and cross your arms.  You ignore him as you close your eyes.    You open your eyes after a few minutes.  You watch as a kunai is about to smash the window.  Your eyes flash blue and everything slows down. You simply look around and there is nothing going on, except for the few people looking at you, with glares.  Your eyes flash black then go back to being purple.  You simply look at Ibiki and he looks at you as the window smashes and someone comes in after it.  There is a banner too.   You smirk as you recognize who it is.   "I am Anko Mitarashi.  I will be your second protractor, everyone follow me!"  She says happily.  "Anko you're early again."  Ibiki says.  You tune out the twos arguing.   You open your eyes to see everyone standing up.   You, Haru and Hotaka meet up.  You snap and your katana is on your back again.  Hotaka pinches your cheek with a smirk.  "Itai!!!"  You say as you turn around holding your cheek.  "I didn't pinch you that hard!"  You cry.  Hotaka hugs you and throws you over his shoulder.   "BAKA PUT ME DOWN!!!!   HOTAKA!!!!!"   You yell.  You see Naruto and he is laughing.  "I have to keep my Tsuma (Wife) and mother of our children safe though."  Hotaka says.  "Why do you always have to add that part on!!!"  You complain.  "I can walk you know!!!!"  You whine.   "Nope not happening, don't need you touching something gross."  Hotaka laughs. You stop struggling and his grip on you loosens.  You smirk and then teleport.  You appear behind him.   "Only gross thing I have ever touched was my parents!" You push him forwards then kick him down.   "And you are such a Baka!!! You have been doing that to me for years too!!!"  You say with a tick mark.  You place a foot on his back. You then say "Teleport".  You, Haru and Hotaka all disappear.  You arrive right in front of the forest of death.  You get off of Hotaka.  You sit down crossed legged and say "You're such a meany Hotaka, embarrassing me like that."  Hotaka sits up in front of you and then tackles you.  He is tickling you and you are laughing.  Hotaka stops and you feel his hand somewhere it usually isn't.  You look down and so does Hotaka.  His hand is on your left breast.  You blush really bad at that.  Hotaka pulls down your mask and kisses you removing his hand.  "Ew you guys are gross."  Haru says.    You kiss him back and then knock him over.  He then pins you on the ground as he rolls you over.  You laugh and start to make out with Hotaka.  

Ten minutes later...

You feel chakra's and pull back from Hotaka.  You look around to still see no one.  You kiss Hotaka on the lips once more then pull back.  You pull up your mask then sit down crossed legged.  You notice Haru sitting and turned away from you and Hotaka.  Hotaka sits beside you then turns into a kid.  "Haru we are done." You state.  Hotaka sets his head on your lap.  You start to stoke his head.  Haru turns around and moves closer.   "So what are we going to do first Captain?"  Haru asks seriously.   "We are going to be given a scroll.  Then we are going to have to get the opposite scroll from another team.  Using what ever means necessary.  Even if we have to kill them.  We have a time limit of five days.  We are going to keep to my first recored which has remained the same over the years.  Then since there is so many of us we are going to have to cut down the other teams.  Then there is going to be a elimination round...  At least half of us will be gone then.  After that it is one on one battles.  I am known as a Genin by others, mostly... So you two will be fine if you want to quit before there.  I have to keep going."   You answer.  You see Anko walking towards you guys.  You move Hotaka off your lap slowly then stand and dust yourself off.  She is in her normal attire.  "How did you three get here!!!"  She asks.  "Anko... Tsk, Tsk... I thought you would remember me, oh well."  You state.   Anko takes a hard look at you.   You walk over to her your stride is full of power and lust, as your face and eyes remain calm and collect.  You switch your eyes and go into your childish voice.  "Anko-onee-San..."  You say stopping in front of her with a closed eye'd smile.  Her eyes widen and she holds a kunai to your throat seconds after stopping in front of her.  "How dare you act as someone I care about."  She says.  "But oneesan its me... Don't you remember me?  I am Nori-chan after all."  You say.   Your face turns serious.  "You haven't changed at all Anko...  Unlike me...  I have changed a lot since we last saw each other."  You state.  "Nori-San...."  Anko says and puts her kunai away.  You hug her tightly.  She is surprised but hugs back.   "Nori-sama!!!!"  Haru yells.  Hotaka is pinning him to the ground.  You let go of Anko.  "Hotaka quit it!"  You order.  He does but pouts.  "Who are they and why are you here?"  Anko asks.   "My husband and a student of mine.  I have to redo my system... I wanted to go back in time for a bit... Just before my life came down... Not to mention I am on a mission."  You answer.  "Why are you on a mission?"  Anko asks.  You look at her and say "To watch Sasuke Uchiha and I am to watch out for... Orochimaru he has been spotted many times in this area...  I have to keep a careful watch on the area."  Anko looks shocked and Angry.  "Why is he here?"  Anko asks.  You look around at the Genin.  You move Anko and you further from them.  "Ever since the sound village ever showed up... The reports for him and experiments have gone up... And you are not to repeat this to anyone understand, not even Lord Third or my father can know about this."  You state.  Anko nods and has her sadist smirk on as usual.  "I have been on solo missions watching that certain area.  Just resently those sand ninja we have here along with Sand ninja have been coming into contact.  I have also been killing off messanger birds too.  The Sand and Sound are up to something.  And from what I remember during my visit in Sunagakure the Kazekage said something that set off red flags."  You state.   Anko nods and is thinking.  "I need to speak to you again before it isn't too late... In two hours from now I want you to meet me at the tower in the middle of this forest.  We need to talk." You state then start walking away. She places a hand on your shoulder.   "I will see you in three hours"  she says.  "Deal" you say then walk away.   There are lots of eyes on you as you walk past them.  You quickly teleport over to Naruto.  You pin him in a hug.  "Yumi-chan!"  He says surprised.  "Naruto-kun!!!!"  You say happily.  He is looking at you surprised so are many others.  Hotaka is behind you in his kid form.   "Yumi!!!!"  He whines.  You let go of Naruto and turn around.  "Yumi-chan who's this?"  Naruto asks.   "Oh that is Hotaka... He is helping me go through with this so I have a team, since there can't be more then three on one team."  You answer.   "That's no fair!!!! Plus we saw Haru with you too!"   Sakura practically screams.   "There is no fairness in love and war Sakura... Ino knows that and you're smart, thought you would figure that out by now."  You say with a smile.  She blushes and frowns.  "Sasuke-kun, Yumi-chan is being mean!  Maybe you should teach her a lesson!"  Sakura whines.  Sasuke blushes and you say "Well we aren't on teams so I will kick you guys out of the compition... But that isn't why I am here... I am here to make sure you rookies have a chance to pass, there are cheaters and overdone teams."  Naruto looks confused but then pays attention to Anko.  You suddenly get a chill and feel exactly who you are supposed to watch for.  You are having a gut feeling about something going wrong.  You then see yourself being killed over and over again.  You are sweating badly.   "Yumi-chan?" You hear Naruto say.  You are forcing yourself to reach for a kunai.  You manage to get one and stab yourself in the leg.   Naruto hasn't noticed yet, but you can tell others have and so did Sasuke.   Hotaka is beside you. "What are you doing Yumi!"  Hotaka says worriedly.  "Someone placed me under a Genjutsu.  I think I know exactly who too." You answer.  You put your kunai away then heal yourself.  You then pull out your sewing kit and start to sew your rip.   "NORI-SAN!!!!!"   Everyone hears.   Everyone looks towards Haru.  You teleport over to him.  You then smack him in the back of the head.   "Shut it Baka.  Try not to attract anymore attention."   You whisper.  He nods and says "Sorry Captain... Just trying to blend in a bit."  You nod then sigh.