Captain Satoru

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You are looking at three people.  The leaders of the Akatsuki.   One is Madara Uchiha, the other is Nagato's puppet called Pein and Konan.   They are all siting in chairs in front of you.  Along with you.  "Do you really think you are cut out to be an Akatsuki member?"  Madara asks you.   You straighten your spine and say "I believe I am.  If you don't think I should be I will simply leave and make world peace myself."   He nods.  "Who said we would let you walk out of here alive?"  Madara says slyly.  "Who said you could kill me?"  You state.   "You have such a god complex."  Konan mutters.  "That's because I am a host to a goddess.  She told me this not that long ago.  I can't die a normal human's death.  And here I have been learning all these different ways to not be killed, when I can't die."  You chuckle.   "What do you mean by that?"   Madara asks.   "Same thing like me.  I can't be killed so easily."  Pein says.  You nod.    "I see."  Madara says.  You let out a sigh and your purple eyes switch to being red.   Your dress fades and you now have a fancy royal robe on.   "My host speaks the truth.  We are practically the same person, so nothing can happen as long as I wish to have her as a host.  I can throw her away at any point I want.   We did make that agreement."  You state.  "So she is speaking the truth.  I never thought you a Yokubō to shi no megami (a goddess of desire and death.) would want anything to do with the living."  Madara says.   You smirk and say "Secrets lurk every corner, don't they.  And every stone lies a story that may be or have been told.   Humanity is laying on a slim ledge after all.  All it will take is an earthquake of fear or hope to tip it over or pull it back to safety.  It depends on what the chosen one wants to do, will they save or doom humanity... I want a front row seat when that happens.  I have only been waiting for about one hundred years." You say slyly.  Madara simply nods.   "That doesn't make sense."   Konan says.  "So you have been taking over her body for that long then."   Konan adds.  "I have had multiple hosts, but hers... Her dream... Her goals she wants to accomplish.  That made me want to have her as a host."  You state.    "What do you mean by host?  Are you like a parasite?"  Pein asks.  "No... No where near.  She is let me put it simply... Hm... She is a door way to peace.  Now before she looses her temper with my intrusion... Don't piss her off, take a bounty, take money, or alcohol from her.  And when she is frustrated or pissed.  Pat her on the head and rub her back if you can get close enough.  That usually calms her down."   You state.   "You are extremely confusing." Konan mutters.   "Actually I am not that confusing.   But Madara... What do you really want me to call you.  Madara, Tobi, or should I call you Obi-"  "Tobi! Call me Tobi or Madara."  Madara cuts you off.   You smile cruelly before you are back into a kid state.  You are looking at the floor.   Your clothes fade into your regular clothing, but you have a muscle shirt with the mask attached.   "And now there is a kid..." Pein says.  "Don't look at me like that!"  You say your voice is higher and kid like.   "You are just so cute!"  Konan says.  "Well this cute kid is going to hit you."  You state angrily.  You then huff and cross your arms.  "You can't hurt me, you're too cute!"  Konan says.  "I knocked you out didn't I?" You state.  You then turn and face the two males.  "Give me a few moments and I will be normal again.  My body just reacts to the pressure of having her showing herself.  It makes me younger to protect my chakra and gives me a chance to adjust."  You state as your eyes are going back to being purple from their mix matched state.  Your body is normal and you cross you legs.  "That makes sense... Now why choose the Akatsuki?"  Madara asks you.  "Well don't you want world peace.... If that is a yes so do I.  If not I will erase your memories and move on." You state.    They all look at each other.  And nod.

Time skip... 

You are now walking alone.  You had erased their memories but you did leave hits on a girl named Yumi Kamiki and her power in their minds.   They did want you in the Akatsuki.  But you want them to hunt you down first.  You are going to pay a few more visits before joining them.   You are walking by set off cliffs when something catches your eye.  Seals.   You take note of them and map out the area with your mind.  You slowly scope the area out.  You then spot two men and you slowly follow them.  Black cloaks with red clouds.  It was the two from the bounty station.  One of them keeps a close eye out.  You do the tiger seal and disappear from sight.   "So you old fucker... What are we supposed to fucking tell everyone?"  The one with silver hair says.   The other man is ignoring him.  You hid your chakra and follow in close.  You watch as a random tentacle shoots out from behind the older man.  You easily dodge remaining silent.    Suddenly you aren't able to move.  Your ankles and wrists are trapped.  You teleport away.  You show yourself and say "Well that wasn't to nice."  You start walking past the two men.     One almost grabs your wrist.  You are able to take another step.  "Wait aren't you that bitch, we saw at that shit hole?"  One asks.  "You mean the bounty station?  Yeah that was me."  You answer.   You turn swiftly and stand proud in front of them.   You place a hand on your hip.   "Why are you following us?"  The oldy says.   "Actually I was surprised to see that you guys are risking being out in the open.   I was going to say watch out for Anbu black ops, but one of your tentacles grabbed me.  But to further my point... This is a high search area of Konohagakure.  So Anbu black ops and Jonin are always sweeping the are-"   You start till you hear.    "SENPAI!!!!!!!!   WAIT FOR US!!!!!!"   You sweat drop hard at that.  "Of course those two will follow me.   Well I got to go.  Don't get caught."  You say with a smirk then teleport away.   You are at the top of the cliff now.   "Senpai!"  Haru says.     You are laying down at the edge of the cliff area.  You look over at him with a glare.  "Shut it."  You state in a hushed voice.   You look back down to see the two men looking around carefully.  Then you hear "WHAT THE HELL YOU OLD FUCKER!!!!!"  You sweat drop then move from the edge.  You stand then face Kenta and Haru.  "What are you two doing here?"  You scold them.  "Well we are on a mission and we felt your chakra nearby so...."  Haru says.  "We haven't seen you in awhile so we came to say hi and introduce our new captain.   At least that is till you come back that is."  Kenta says in a matter of fact tone.  "Well the two of you almost destroyed my cover.  If you look at the bottom of the cliff *you look to see the two men still there*  There are Akatsuki memebers...  Now don't do anything stupid."  You warn.  A tall big figure exits from the forest behind Kenta and Haru.   "Captain Nori... Glad to finally meet you in person.  I will introduce myself as Captain Satoru...  I see you must be very busy.  We will take our leave soon."   Captain Satoru says.  You give a nod.  You then say "give this message to Lord Danzō... Phase one is complete, let the hunt begin.  And tell him I am watching."  "I shall."  Captain Satoru says.  You then look down to see the two walking to the right of you.  "Well this is where I better leave..."  You trail off then kick over a tree.  It falls just to in front of them.   You have ripped skin and clothing.  You snap and you're in shorts.    "*sigh* Oops..."  You say as the two below jump out of the road.  "Well don't follow me and no matter what happens, I will always be on your guys side.  Konohagakure is my home after all so... See you later."  You say and jump backwards.  "Senpai!" Haru yells.  You lean backwards then your eyes switch to being blue and you then skid down the side of the cliff.  You jump off and then there is kunai thrown.  One scraps against your skin.   You land sliding backwards.   Your wounds start to heal extremely quickly and you stand.   You then have mist ninja in front of you.  "You are coming with us!"  One says.  You chuckle darkly and say "Nope... Not going to happen."   You stay still, your breathing calm and collect.   "You're rebellious... Just like your mother and father said."  One says and starts to near you.  "Senpai!!!!"  You hear Haru call for you.  You then ready your hands.  "They will never be my family...  They threw me out, like garbage... Why should I ever go back there?"  You chuckle, your look a harsh glare.  "Hey get away from her!  She's with us!"  You hear to your side.  You drop out of your steadiness and look over like the two Akatsuki memebers. You focus all your effort on healing yourself.  All your wounds disappear.   Even the huge gash on your leg.  "She must be your slut then."  A mist ninja says.  Your eyes shoot black and black chakra in cases your hands.   "What did you just call me?"  You say with an intense set of venom.  All eyes are on you.  Haru and Kenta are suddenly holding you back.  "Senpai!!! No they didn't mean it!!!  THEY DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!"  Haru screams.    Haru and Kenta are holding you back but you are dragging them with you.  "No!!!  Snap out of it... You just heard him wrong!"  Kenta wails.  Everyone is looking at you confused.  You then spin and make the two go back to the top of the cliff.  You then loudly crack your knuckles.  You then say "repeat what you just said and I will rip your useless bodies limb from limp and make sure you feel every agonizing second of it."    "Shit Lady Kamiki told you not to piss her off!"  One of the ninja yells and pushes one of ninja towards you and then the other says "He called you a slit not us!!!  Let us live... Please!  We will report a failed mission!  Kill him not us!"   You start walking towards the ninja while the other two run away.  The ninja starts to back up.  He then falls backwards and is skidding backwards.   "Please don't kill me!!! Please!"  The man begs.   Your eyes are now glowing red.  "I like begging... Beg for your life more!"  You say in a dark voice.  "You really are a demon!!  You're a monster!!!!"  Then man says.   You smirk then say "I will be taking your soul now, I haven't had a decent soul for a long time.  Yours will be good enough to quench my hunger for awhile, at least."  You pull down your mask and he screams.   You then have a kunai and kill him you then pull up your mask and say "just kidding."  You then kick the dead man in the gut then crush his skull.  You are slowly sorting through his information and have nothing. "Shit... They don't leave any leads do they."  You huff and turn.  You drop the kunai and wipe your hands on your shirt as you are walking back into the open.    The man is bleeding out and blood squirts out everywhere, from his neck.   You then see the two men there.  The silver haired man is grinning while looking at you.  The other is just starring confused.   "What?  I might be slightly sadtistic but don't look at me like that... You'll make me blush."  You state with a small blush as blood drips from your arm.  Your blush disappears and you say "Just kidding...   So... What are your names?"  You raise a brow at them.  "Names Hidan, and you are a sexy babe I see."  The man now known as Hidan says.  He is the one with the silver hair and violet maybe magenta eyes.   "Why should I tell you?"   The masked one says.   "I'll give you 1,000 Ryo if you do."  You state pulling out a huge bundle of cash.  He looks like he is debating.  "I know a careful spender when I see one.   They are people who love money more then their own life."  You state.   The man's eyes widen and you throw the bundle of Ryo at him.   He says "Kakuzu..."  He is too busy counting money to notice anything.  "So... Hidan... Kakuzu... I see you're in the Akatsuki... Would you care to tell a fellow S-ranked criminal what made you choose the Akatsuki?"  You ask finishing wiping your arms of blood.  You can feel the Haru, Kenta and the new captain watching you.   You put your hands behind your head.   "Ha!  I wouldn't be in the fucking Akatsuki if I hadn't had lost that fucking fight!  I would be sacrificing bastards to Jashin-sama right now!"   Hidan says.  "How about you Kakuzu?"  You ask.  "Hn."  He responds.  "Too busy counting money... I see... How many are of you?  I know there is you two, Itachi Uchiha, Kisame Hoshigaki, Konan, Pein and that other guy.  But there has'd to be more the just that.  An organization has at least ten people in it."  You state.   Kakuzu looks up at you from his money.   "You are one interesting woman."  He comments.  "I'll take that as a complement."  You state with a smug smirk.       "How do you know that they are apart of the Akatsuki?"  Kakuzu says.  "Well after you saw me this morning, I went to visit the leaders of the Akatsuki, I know everything.  But before I left I erased their memories of me, but I left hints.  And before I go on...  I can erase minds, control them, mess with them and get information from them easily.  I have high points in Taijutsu, Genjutsu, ninjutsu, etc.  I mostly use seals and my eyes in situations.  But continuing on to get back on topic... I visited your leaders, then I was out for a walk then saw you two again.  And as I said earlier I said I was going to warn you about the patrol groups.  We have one watching us now, they are my old team.   They haven't been back to the village for at least a week, but when they get back they'll be in for a surprise.  But those two might start following me though."  You answer.   They both nod.  

I am stopping this chapter here.  See you guys later!!!!   Love you all!!!

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