"I don't think I can do this," The feathery brunette sighed, already prepared to counter all of the insecure and nervous remarks his best friend was going to make. It was kind of predictable after all and completely natural, but Louis wasn't going to let Niall back out. Oh no, the older man was done with watching the blonde make a fool out of himself in matters regarding his sex life (which was non-existent but Louis was planning on changing that soon).
"You can. He's a very nice guy, handsome even. You might forget all about Liam," He passed his Irish friend a teasing wink which just resulted in Niall getting angry at him.
"You know Liam is my one true love," The brunette rolled his eyes because did 'love' even exist? Louis was so very certain that it was just a concept that people got addicted with. There was nothing called love, it was just your brain sending some really creepy hormones to your heart and then to your dick. Moreover, what did Niall know about love? The blonde had been obsessing over the jock called Liam for years. He hadn't even looked at the other guys who were certainly much hotter and even less hornier than Liam simply because Niall being the stubborn brat he is, had decided that he loved Liam.
"Alright then," Louis replied rather than talking about his real thoughts. The petite blonde was too sensitive for all the harsh things that his best friend actually wanted to say. Louis had to be really cautious with the words he chose and in what context simply because when the blonde started crying, Louis would definitely join him. He hated how much he loved Niall.
"That's his place," The two got out of the car, Niall shuffling on his feet because he couldn't believe that this was finally happening and Louis, oh well he wasn't even concerned. He wasn't the other who would be getting touched by a random dude who might as well be infected by several diseases, have a big fat belly or he might even be one of those creeps who love making a sex tape. Niall shivered at the thought.
"Is he nice?" He managed to ask his best friend who was already walking ahead of him, just a step away from the doorbell which, according to Niall, was the bell that haunted his dreams. He desperately prayed that it wouldn't work but when Louis pressed his finger on it and a loud calling noise was heard, Niall officially decided that whosoever was looking on them from above, hated him.
"Yes he is. You know Ashton? He went to Zayn and he's absolutely amazing. I swear you'll like him so stop worrying your pretty little brain."
"Do you mean pretty little or pretty, little?"
"I meant pretty little because we all know that there is nothing up there," To lay emphasis on his point, Louis tapped his knuckles on Niall's forehead, smirking when the blonde's eyes widened.
"See? Empty," The older man laughed watching his best friend give him a death glare which just made him look like a little squirrel begging for more nuts. He almost chuckled at his thoughts but the door opened, briefly distracting him from his line of thought.
Louis smiled at the man who stood behind the door way. He was just like Louis had last seen him to be, clad in that famous leather jacket, with just a stupid minion shirt on him and the black ripped skinnies. He was tempted to laugh at the infamous "Zayn Malik" look which every girl and boy drooled upon. There was a time when even Louis would swoon over the boy/man before his eyes but now he had his hormones in control, and being proudly bisexual didn't mean that he would spread his legs for Zayn, who was also famous for being a heart breaker.
It was a good thing that Niall was way too far up Liam's ass that he wouldn't even dare to look at other men, no matter how tempting they looked. That was all the assurance Louis needed when handing over his best friend to his old friend.
"Hey Zayn. This is Niall," He went straight at the introduction, moving aside so that Zayn could actually see Niall even though he had sent the raven haired man a picture of his best friend before hand but let's be honest here, Louis wasn't the best selfie taker in the house. And the photograph was blurry considering it had been taken late at night.
He watched Zayn's eyes widen as he took in Niall's short frame clad in a tight white booty shorts with a bright pink 'hello kitty' shirt. He didn't blame Zayn, this was sort of the impact Niall had on people.
The blonde, on the other hand, was shivering. Not with pleasure or any emotion associated with it but because the man in front of his eyes was just so scary looking with his tattoos on show and his hair shaved out, Niall was pretty sure he would have pissed his pants if Louis wasn't beside him.
He watched as the mystery guy, who was maybe going to be the 'sex tutor', eye him up and down, making him instantly regret ever coming here. Sure, he wasn't fat or old or even remotely ugly, but he was just so scary. And as much as Niall loved tattoos, Zayn had way too many of them covering his body. There was one on the side of his face for crying out loud!
"H-hi," He squeaked out when Louis wouldn't stop nudging him and the raven haired boy wouldn't stop staring at him.
"Well you have to take care of him. He's very shy but hopefully, you can get him to open up. You did an amazing job with Ashton, so Niall should not be that hard a nut to crack," Louis laughed at his own joke , calming down only when he noticed Niall's shaking thighs and Zayn's gaze was definitely on them. Maybe he should've gotten Niall to wear jeans rather than booty shorts but that wasn't his concern. Maybe dragging Niall inside Zayn's house and in his bedroom was wrong, even after the blonde continued to protest against it. And maybe leaving him there was not very best friend like of Louis but did he care?
Fuck no.
AN/ I know it's a temporary tattoo that he had on the side of his face but OMG I was in love with that tattoo. So, yeah. He has that tattoo here!
Also, I really wanted to update this simply because I see so many people voting and adding this story to their reading lists. I didn't want to disappoint anyone, so yeah, Sex Lessons is no longer going to be in the 'coming soon' category. I'll try to update it as much as I can.
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Sex Lessons |z.h.|
FanficThe one in which Niall doesn't know the first thing about sex and Zayn just happens to be the sex tutor his best friend recommended.