Talk About Perfect Timing

Prologue

Diolei's P.O.V.

My life is a complete bullcrap. I know all of us must probably been thinking the same thing, that our life's full of crap. We all have different stories to tell, different secrets to keep and well, back to my life story. I'll give some details why I can say that my life is a crap. It all started when I was still a baby.

Yes, you read that? It all started when I was still a BABY! TODDLER! INFANT! BABE! or whatever you call that. Monique Sheldon a.k.a my mom was still on her 20's when she got pregnant I really don't know the whole story because no one bothered to tell me ( and it sucks you know) all I know is that it was my moms graduation day, to make the story short she and her batch mates had some sort of celebration.

Bla bla bla they drunk their asses out like there was no tomorrow so when my mom woke up the next day she was SLIGHTLY shocked to see that she was naked and saw a man (take note also naked) sleeping beside her. Like duh? drinking like there's no tomorrow and grinding in the dance floor like you are some sort of a professional dirty dancer, it will only end up in one thing and that is getting LAID. So yeah, the moment Tricia a.k.a my grandmyy knew that my mom was pregnant she didn't waste any second.

She called David Grace (which is obviously my dad) and told him to marry my mom because if he won't she will let Patrick (my grandyy) shoot him until he dies, throw him in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and let the sharks find their way to deal with him. So basically my mom which was still 20 at that time and my dad that was still 22 got married without knowing each other and was already having their baby. Talk about perfect timing right?

And that's how my story started.

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Well I was washing some dishes when an idea suddenly hit my brain cells lol. I'm not good in speaking in english what more in writing? Well we're only humans you know. So yuh I know that this story will have a LOTS of grammatical error so if you're not comfortable in reading a story full of error, I'll give you some friendly advice chick: Do Not Continue on reading this one.

And FYI I'm not rude aight? Well sometimes yea I call it being straight forward but hey if you notice some error about the grammars, spelling and etc. I will be VERY grateful if you'll tell me about it so I can at least change it, trust me I'll really appreciate if you would, so I think that's all?

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Not some ordinary writer