Be-Friending The BadBoy

Song: Alessia Cara Here

Considering this is a kind of introduction chapter thing I've kept it pretty short but normal chapters will be longer.

Enjoy...

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Okay let me tell you a little bit about myself.

I have the best grades in my school, I have hundreds of friends due to my overwhelmingly good looks. Boys fall at their knees for me, for more reasons than one, seriously porn stars envy me. My parents are extremely rich being the reason why we live in a huge mansion which everybody is jealous of. Oh yeah one more thing.

If I was Pinocchio my nose would be huge.

Like Eiffel tower huge.

So honestly I've been told I have a creative imagination but I generally have no idea where they get that from. My grades are actually pretty average, my number of friends is equivalent to the amount of oscars Leonardo Dicaprio has won. That is if a guinea pig can be classed as a friend. The last time a boy fell at their knees at the sight of me was between the 8th of In or the 23rd of My Dreams. Finally my parents do spend a lot due to wealth. Well spend a lot of time somewhere in Hawaii trying to be wealthy or maybe just to avoid me.

So I'm classed a loner.

But whatever, people are a big ball of bullshit.

My school is a massive cliché. Literally we have the popular bitches who seem to get confused between school and a strip club. The players who make girls knickers drop faster than you can say birth control. The very smart people also known as nerds that will correct you quicker than an iPhone. Then there's the devil worshipers, the god lovers, the 'Normal' people and me.

See I'm that awesome I have my own category.

I bet Kim Kardashian doesn't have that.

I live by myself with my guinea pig Buster in an apartment that my parents pay for and I live off the money they put in my account each month. I swear that if I wasn't their child the money would be used on strawberry flavoured condoms and the multi packs of penguin bars. I don't think I would blame them though, the Penguin puns and jokes get me every time.

So to sum it up my life is pretty boring. You'd have more fun watching David Cameron on repeat than living my life.

And that's saying something.

I've come to the miraculous conclusion that because it's my last year at the hell hole also known as school, I want it to be different and a year I can remember. This doesn't mean that I'm going to go and give myself a huge makeover that will make everybody jealous and envious. Yes I know we've all red those books. I'm just simply going to step out of my comfort bubble and attempt to do something that is hard for me. I have no idea what I'm going to do but I will do something and if I don't then I will personally beat my self with a stick.

Now I know my idea to make this year different will probably have the same amount of success that Kanye West would have at being president, but then again he went broke which was unexpected.

So maybe something unexpected will happen to me this year but when you compare yourself to Kanye West you can never know...

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