The Daily Blog of Your's Truly! {COMPLETED, SEQUEL RELEASED}

OH mY GOd

So I'm watching the comedy movie I got (city lights) and there's this one scene where this big, built drunk guy wants to kill himself by tying a rope to a boulder and around his neck so he can throw it into a lake

Then the short, scrawny tramp (Chaplin) waddles over just to sit on a bench, then he sees him and he's like

"DAFUQ???"

So he stops the guy and then the guys starts crying and then Chaplin's like,

"man up and face life punk ass bitch"

Then after trying to kill himself again, Chaplin tries to save the guy and they both fall in the lake, but then they both get out

Suddenly the guy says,

"I am cured! Our friendship will last forever."

Then that's when I decided to recast this whole scene...

Drunk guy: Bonzo

Chaplin: Jimmy

Can you just imagine this Smol little Jimmy trying to stop a stupid-ass drunk Bonzo from killing himself???

Cause I certainly can

Just sayin