I'm now making short stories about completely different actors meeting each other. Enjoy!
1. Heath Ledger and Robert Downey Jr...
Robert: Sup squirt.
Heath: Hi-wait... Aren't you that guy from that Charlie Chaplin movie?
Robert: *Laughs* Chaplin? Seriously? I thought you'd know me for the Avengers.
Heath: The Avengers?! That sucky old British movie with Sean Connery?! *Laughs* Dear god, I don't remember you being in that trainwreck!
Robert: No, no, no. The 2012 version.
Heath:
Heath: Seriously.
Robert: What?
Heath: I didn't make it to 2012.
Robert:
Heath: ...?
Robert: I don't get it.
Heath: *Groans* Okay, you know the Dark Knight?
Robert: Oh that movie?! Yeah, you played the Joker guy.
Heath: Yeah... My time was cut short during production.
Robert: ...
Heath: ... I didn't get to see the movie.
Robert: Just buy a copy then.
Heath: No, no, no. I kicked the bucket.
Robert: So you kicked a bucket, which caused you to miss the movie?
Heath: No! I passed on! Let go from life!
Robert:
Robert: Ohh...
Heath: *Sighs*
Robert: So you were let go during filming?
Heath: OH MY GOD. JESUS CHRIST, I DIED!
Robert: ... Oh! Yeah, you did die!
Heath: No shit Sherlock. *sigh* Accidental prescription overdose.
Robert: Yeah... A shame. You played that role perfectly.
Heath: Thanks. It took lots of practice in becoming a menacing, disgusting, human being like that. I locked myself in my hotel room for 2 months to prepare for that role.
Robert: Wait, I'm not talking about that.
Heath: ... Then which movie are you talking about?
Robert: Where you're a cowboy having gay sex.
Heath:
Heath: *Leaves*
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