"We're not?" I asked puzzled
"Oh hell no, we are not! Because I have the greatest plan we will ever do." He announced
"So, tell me already!"
"The place were going to is actually close to an abandoned house. So this is what we're going to do: we're going to go to the bus, they're going to drive us there, and once we're there and everyone is seated, you're going to go to pretend to go to the bathroom, I'm going to pretend I lost something and we'll go to the abandoned house, and the math thingy is going to take EXACTLY one hour and thirty-five minutes, so,
We'll going to go back after one hour and thirty-five minutes. Got it?"
"Damn, that is the best plan you've ever had. But wait, what will we do at the abandoned house?" I asked
"Oh, we're going to smoke weed." He replied
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?! ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD?"
"no, but I would like to be. And besides, it's fine, we're already drinking anyway."
"Fine, answer me this you bitch, where the fuck are you going to get it?" I asked.
"under the house. They said, that weed used to grow over there, and they can't risk being caught, so they buried it and built a house over it."
"We're smoking weed that's been buried?" I asked
"Hell yes."
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A beautiful tragedy
Adventure"OH MY GOD ELLIOTT, YOU SON OF A BITCH" Mrs. Foxx would always say that if he did something wrong and then she would slap him. Later on, Elliot would weep in his room staring out of the window watching other kids playing with their parents. I would...
