South Park | Husband Scenarios

That Time Of The Month|

On the last update, my pictures of houses didn't seem to pop up, which cut out some of the scenarios. I'm so sorry for that! I wanted you to see pictures, but I'm just going to cut them out so the scenarios should pop up, and hopefully they do. Anyways, though, thank you so much for reading! It means a lot to me! CX

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Stan Marsh

Stan instantly reacted by ignoring you. He was too scared to even set foot in a room you were in. It wasn't that bad, only that you missed his occasional hugs and kisses.
"Stanley Marsh! If you do not come in this room-"
"I'm not going to. Not until the blood is all gone!"
You sighed. You didn't know what his problem was with blood, or even girls time of the month, but you'd just have to let it slide. Besides... you can get any room in the house to yourself for the next five days.

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Kyle Broflovski

Kyle was very sweet when it came to that time of the month. Even though over the five days, you were a total bitch. Everything that happened made you want to scream or punch something, and poor Kyle was there to take the hit.
"Kyle! That freaking thing is staring at me! Make the bitch stop or I'll kick its face in!" You screamed. Kyle walked out of the bathroom, scratching his head. "Uh, that's a water bottle, ______."
"That's it, mama's about to make a world war three up in here!"

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Kenny McCormick

During that time of the month, you were extremely horney. This is something Kenny enjoyed greatly.
"Ken-Ken.~ Come play with me." You cooed, gently gripping Kenny's thigh. Kenny groaned, turning to face you, but before he started to pin you against the nearest wall, his eyes narrowed. "You're on your period, aren't you?" Giggling seductively, you ran your other hand through his hair. "Uh, no.~" Kenny sighed, "God you're so hot." He mumbled, kissing you. He didn't get too far, since he could see right through your lie, but a heated make out session happened frequently over the five days you were on your period.

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Eric Cartman

"Here's some flowers and chocolates, don't speak to me until the red Niagara falls below stops." Eric closed the door to your room.
You were confused, but hey, free chocolate for five days wasn't that bad.

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Craig Tucker

Craig wasn't much of a sweetheart on the daily basis, but for some reason, when your period came around, he'd always be there to comfort you with hugs, back rubs, and of course, food.
Right now, he was rubbing your back while he watched TV. "Craig?"
"Hm?" He peered down at you, his fingers rubbing in slowed circles.
"I'm hungry." You said, clenching onto his jacket. Craig ruffled your hair and smiled. "I'll go make you [Favorite Food] then." You couldn't help but to smile as he walked away.

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Tweek Tweak

Tweek didn't seem scared of you, only weirded out by how you could live after bleeding for a long while, therefore, he pampered you with questions all day.
"______? H-How do you live kn-knowing you're bl-bleeding?" You giggled, "Well, at first, I didn't know what to say, but now, its just a natural thing for me. Plus, it helps my body, so I'm fine with it." Tweek nodded, going to leave the room when another question popped up in his mind. "_-_____, what are periods exact purpose?" This was going to be a long explanation...

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Clyde Donovan

Honestly, Clyde cried at the sight of blood, so when he saw bloody toilet paper in the trash bin, he almost fainted.
"_-_____? Are you o-okay?" He asked, walking into the bedroom slowly. You blushed and nodded. "I'm all fine, just on my period is all." Clyde rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "I think I'm going to go for a walk..." After that, he left. You sighed, then giggled. He sure was a cry baby, but he was your very own cry baby.

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Token Black

Token was very calm during this time of the month. It kind of scared you how calm he could be.
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______, I got you some water and made [Your Favorite Food]." Token said, patting your back as he walked up to the couch. You smiled, gripping his hand. "Thanks, Babe." You stood, following him into the kitchen. Well... this wasn't that bad to be honest.

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Butters Stotch

Butters sort of knew what a period was, since his best friends always joke about Stan's older sister's, Shelly's, period. So, it wasn't that hard for him to understand what you were going through.
"Butters, I need a back rub." You said, closing your eyes as you laid on the living room couch. Butters entered the room seconds later, his blue eyes falling on your cramping form. "Okay, ______. I'm not that good, but I'll try." It turns out Butters was an expert at giving back rubs! You even dragged on having your period for a couple more days after your period stopped just to be papmered with Butters skilled hands.

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Pete

Pete loved the color red, and pain... so as weird as it was, he loved when you were on your period.
"How much does this hurt?" Pete asked, pressing his hand on your lower stomach. You winced, "Go away, Pete. You're hurting me."
Pete shrugged, "Rate your pain 1-10."
"You're going to be in pain in just a second." You growled, Pete grinned. "Give it to me hard, Baby." He said, winking as he walked away.

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