Sirius:Fondue pots are 60% off!
Remus:We already have a perfectly fine fondue pot. We do not need another one.
Sirius:Remus! We need this! It's 75% off
Remus:That is the ugliest fucking wall hanging I've ever seen. We're only here to get a new set of pots and pans. That's it.
Sirius:AHHH REMUS! DOG COATS ARE 80% OFF!
Remus:You told me you would castrate me if I ever tried to put Padfoot in clothes ever again!
Sirius:Yes, but Moony would look so cute in it! Look there's even a hood with ear holes!
Remus:Moony will wear one if Padfoot does.
Sirius:....
Sirius:DEAL! Do you think they have these in stag and rat sizes?
Remus:We can probably charm them different sizes.
Sirius:FOUR DOG COATS COMING UP!
Remus:...I get the green one.
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Marauder HeadCanons
FanficA bunch of canons I'm sure of. Feel free to use these ideas in fanfics!! - Note- I'm not JK Rowling - Some of these taken from tumblr... - I marked this as complete because it doesn't end in a story plot way. Don't worry! I'll continue to add!
